Well I think that went pretty well
I still can’t believe that he dissed the Marauder’s Map
Yeah, that was just wrong
Ya know want else is wrong?
Well, I was talking to Hermione the other day, and she said that Millicent Bulstrode was walking around with the back of her robes tucked into her undies...
That wasn’t the thing I was going to say, but it is definitely the wrongest thing I’ve ever heard of
Apparently, it was nauseating
Can we write about something else?
A subject change would be nice
Why did we even take Divination anyway?
To see if we would be able to foresee our future as total awesomeness
Hasn’t worked yet has it?
No it has not
Why not, do you think?
Because Trelawney is a old bat with anorexia
Why do you that Trelawney’s got anorexia?
Have you seen how thin she is!?!
0.0000000000000000135007 lightyears
How’d you come up with that figure?
I made it up
Do you know how long a lightyear is?
No...
That’s good, neither do I
You know what?
What?
I can’t feel my toes
That’s because you accidently transfigured them into the rest of your foot, remember?
Oh yeah!
You should go to Madam Pomfrey about that Memory Charm
Who’s that?
She’s the school nurse, Fred
What’s a nurse?
Nurses are people who fix other people when they’ve busted something
What are people?
You’ve got to be joking
Nope
George dragged Fred to Madam Pomfrey, while Fred punched and screamed that the `old hag’ wasn’t going to take him alive.
I still can’t believe that he dissed the Marauder’s Map
Yeah, that was just wrong
Ya know want else is wrong?
Well, I was talking to Hermione the other day, and she said that Millicent Bulstrode was walking around with the back of her robes tucked into her undies...
That wasn’t the thing I was going to say, but it is definitely the wrongest thing I’ve ever heard of
Apparently, it was nauseating
Can we write about something else?
A subject change would be nice
Why did we even take Divination anyway?
To see if we would be able to foresee our future as total awesomeness
Hasn’t worked yet has it?
No it has not
Why not, do you think?
Because Trelawney is a old bat with anorexia
Why do you that Trelawney’s got anorexia?
Have you seen how thin she is!?!
0.0000000000000000135007 lightyears
How’d you come up with that figure?
I made it up
Do you know how long a lightyear is?
No...
That’s good, neither do I
You know what?
What?
I can’t feel my toes
That’s because you accidently transfigured them into the rest of your foot, remember?
Oh yeah!
You should go to Madam Pomfrey about that Memory Charm
Who’s that?
She’s the school nurse, Fred
What’s a nurse?
Nurses are people who fix other people when they’ve busted something
What are people?
You’ve got to be joking
Nope
George dragged Fred to Madam Pomfrey, while Fred punched and screamed that the `old hag’ wasn’t going to take him alive.
