History of Magic sucks


That it does, Fred

Who thinks we need to know about Ushnark the Unbearable anyway?

Mr. Binns, apparently

Duh! Of course Mr. Binns does, he wouldn’t teach it to us otherwise, but I mean who else, I bet 2 gallyons galleons that Angelina’s bored

Don’t need to accept, you can see her from here, she’s asleep for god’s sake AND you can’t spell galleons!

Can too. It just took me a few tries, that’s all

Oh yeah. And Voldemort just takes a few tries to kill Harry.

How can you relate this to Voldemort?!?

Because, I’m awesome and you’re not

How can you have the audacity to not call me awesome?!?

Do you even know what audacity means?

No

So don’t argue

Why not?

Because I said so

You sound like Mum

Do I?

Yes

Gasp

I know *evil laugh*

You evil bastard

What have you got against bastards? Loads of people aren’t married with they have their first kid.

What would you know about having your first kid?

I have one, of course

WHAT!?!

Just yanking your wand, George, I’m still a virgin

Really?... Oi! Angelina! Do you think Fred is still a virgin?

Fred once told me that if he were to lose his virginity, he’d want me to have been the one to nick it – his words exactly

HA! Did you really tell her that?

Yes

Wow. That’s actually kind of deep, you know?

Yeah

Very monosyllabic, aren’t we?

Yeah

Don’t want to – busy staring at –

Angelina yanked the not out of George’s hands and incinerated it, she did not like being written about, she even destroyed notes if they weren’t about her, and she wasn’t going to risk it now. Not after all these years when she’d been after hi