"I'm not good at anything other than caring for animals."
Me: What is it?
Rebel Cursier Avenger Pilot: The Empire, they've found us. . . And have a new toy with them.
Me: Every one out now abandon ship.
*Blast cuts open hull*
Me: Go, I'll get to my crash tube.
*Get's in crash tube*
*Crashes*
Voice in distance: What in the name of Celestia is this. . . Thing?
Me: What the heck? *Sees every thing* Who the hay are you. . . ponies?
Twilight: Hello there I'm Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: And I'm Spike.
Twilight: And these are my friends: Fluttershy,
Fluttershy: Hi.
Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
Pinkie: Hi there.
Twilight: Rainbow Dash,
Rainbow Dash: Are you a spy?!
Twilight: Applejack,
Applejack: Howdy!
Twilight: and of corse Rarity.
Rarity: Hello.
Me: Where the hay am I?
Coming soon. . .
Rebel Cursier Avenger Pilot: The Empire, they've found us. . . And have a new toy with them.
Me: Every one out now abandon ship.
*Blast cuts open hull*
Me: Go, I'll get to my crash tube.
*Get's in crash tube*
*Crashes*
Voice in distance: What in the name of Celestia is this. . . Thing?
Me: What the heck? *Sees every thing* Who the hay are you. . . ponies?
Twilight: Hello there I'm Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: And I'm Spike.
Twilight: And these are my friends: Fluttershy,
Fluttershy: Hi.
Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
Pinkie: Hi there.
Twilight: Rainbow Dash,
Rainbow Dash: Are you a spy?!
Twilight: Applejack,
Applejack: Howdy!
Twilight: and of corse Rarity.
Rarity: Hello.
Me: Where the hay am I?
Coming soon. . .
Alternate opening*
Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in space while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Me:…………………………
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
Next day…
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the hay happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are you ok William?
Me: How the hay do you know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog tags in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do you mean have you ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire or is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled by Princess Colestia.
Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in space while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Me:…………………………
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
Next day…
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the hay happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are you ok William?
Me: How the hay do you know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog tags in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do you mean have you ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire or is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled by Princess Colestia.
