Watch Ellen DeGeneres seduce Jamie Dornan with a stapler 

Jamie Dornan definitely got more than he bargained for during his appearance on Tuesday’s

, and not just because host Ellen DeGeneres went shopping for office supplies.

] movies, but if you are going to do a fourth, which I’m sure you are, I have an idea for it,” DeGeneres told him. “It’s a little scene that I wrote, which I thought we could act out.”

, opening with Dornan in a fluffy wig sitting on a bed. DeGeneres enters wearing a bright red oxford shirt unbuttoned well past appropriate and some faux cleavage likely leftover from her Kim Kardashian costume a few years ago. She’s carrying a big bag from Staples filled with “toys” and proceeds to attempt to tantalize Dornan with a staple remover.

“You know, I’m not really into that,” he says. “I don’t really think anybody’s into that.”

actor was a bit more enticed by the stapler and the Scotch tape, but you probably shouldn’t miss his reaction to the pencil sharpener. Watch the video below.

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