Commander Crazy

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?

rin kagamine - meltdown
(well, the 'meltdown' part is true cause it's hot here)

2. Will you get far in life?

Ellie Goulding - Lights (wired dubstep remix)
(kinda make sense )

3. How do your friends see you?

Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
( guess i'ma cowboy err...Girl XD)

4. Will you get married?...

"Keep Holding on"
You're not alone, together we stand, I'll be by your side, you know I'll take your hand, When it gets cold and it feels like the end, There's no place to go, you know I won't give in, No, I won't give in, Keep holding on, 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through, Just stay strong, 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you, There's nothing you could say, nothing you could do, There's no other way when it comes to the truth, So keep holding on, 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through, So far away, I wish you were here, Before...

I guess I'd better start with the basics. My name ain't something I'd normally give, considering how friggin' embarrassing it is. For the record, dudes, it's Rattigan. I know, i know! Don't even get me started on how it sounds!
I was born on October 22nd 1989 in a pet shop, of all places for a dude like me to be born. My dad's side of the family came from England, and knew The Golden Squirrel. He cheated my great great granddad out his entire fortune, and ever since then We've been after his, but more on that later.
I was purchased by some scientist dude when i was young. Rat's don't live to...

(It is August 2nd 2012, Emma and Kowalski have been going out for 1 year and a half, and Emma, Rico and Skipper's younger brother Tom, was transferred to the zoo 1 month ago. Emma has also started watching an Adult show called True Blood, which is about vampires.)

Emma sat at the the table, eating her breakfast. Kowalski was sitting next to her, his flipper on her shoulder. Emma smiled up at him as she ate. Meanwhile Skipper, Private and Rico were playing Stomp The Wombat. Emma watched in amusement, at the cards stuck on their heads. Tom was watching football (soccer) on the Tv, which annoyed...

"What's this?" Raven said, looking directly at the quite blue haired girl with two blades in her hand, standing next to a taller penguin with an American look. She stopped, and disappeared.

"Where did Raven go?" Mango said running out in the direction she had seen her.

She reappeared once more in front of Mya. She slashed the penguins face, spilling blood from her. "That blue hair. Could you be?" Raven asked her, licking the blood from her claws.

"If you mean Dehilia's daughter, yes I am." Mya wiped her bleeding face. "Long time no see Jackass." She yelled, charging for Raven as she drew her blades....

Emma woke up in the early hours of the morning, she glanced at the clock which read 5:30am. She groaned, and pulled the blanket back over her head. But she couldn't get back sleep. She sighed feeling frustrated. She started thinking about what happened yesterday.

I should have really seen it coming, he has been really distant recently. She thought. It still hurts though. She added sadly. Hey, stop feeling sorry for yourself. She told herself sternly. You're single and free now, also you've probably got a chance with you know who. She said. She began to smile, as she thought about the hug yesterday....

Private sat in front of the Tv, and even though the Lunacorns was on, he wasn't really paying attention. Inside he was extremely conflicted.

I just don't know to do. He thought desperately. I really like Emma, but not as much as I used to. I don't want to be with her anymore but I don't want to hurt her feelings. He realised. Also Skipper and Rico will kill me if I upset her. He added, worriedly. He closed his eyes and tried to think it out.

"I know what to do." He whispered to himself. He got up, to find Emma, but he cowered.

Urm, I'll tell her later. He thought, going over to his bunk, and...

Taylor and Kaitlyn looked at each other's helmet's. Afte a moment of silent thinking, the two shook their heads. They took of the helmets and tossed them about. Taylor walked to one side of the hall, standing just before the start of one of the main stairways. And kaitlyn stayed where she was, at the beginning of the second stairway.
Taylor looked to kaitlyn to begin. She counted in her head, nodding at each number. When she had counted, long and slow, from three, she yelled, "GO!!!"
The irks then got onto their make-shift sleds, perched atop the steps. In one second, the girls had le go of the...

If you all didn't hear yet, this is what happened:

So far 2 presidental polls have been made, but both of them were reported by this "Razor" character everyone is worrying about. So Emma and I decided that to prevent anymore havack that she'd keep the original votes the same. So yours truely, and Lexii (Lexii_23) are now the President and Vice President. I hope that settles everything.


So about an hour ago I made some Guidlines But I only created them to make this place a bit better than it already was. By creating these Guidlines I expect all of you to follow them. Now here are these mystical...

This was the first time Emma had been outside the zoo, since she got here, and it was beautiful. Birds flew from tree to tree, singing little tunes, rabbits hopped around, nibbling at the grass. The sun was shining brightly in the sky, and it seemed to be the perfect temperature, not too hot, and not too cold. A number of clouds dotted the landscape, making interesting shapes in the sky. As Emma and Private approached a lake, Private stopped and turned to a tree., with a blossoming bush next to it.

"Sarah, are you there?" Private called into the bush. A golden retriever, about the height of...

The next morning, Saturday, July 28th was wet and dreary. The zoo would be closed today because of minor flooding.
The men awoke at 01100 hours, far later the Skipper would have tolerated.
"Sleep well, guys?" i asked
"Surprisingly, yes." said Tom, followed by "Got any coffee?"
"Of the non hot- water- with - a -sardine- in- it kind, no. But we do have Private's favorite tea." I said.
"And Breakfast?" asked James
"Take your pick. We have, Fish, Fish annnnnd Fish!" I said.
It's weird. If you gulp down a lot of them, it fills you up." said Kristen
"What do you guys do for fun here, when you're no training,...

The Hoboken Zoo was just as it looked, only dirtier. Zookeeper Frances would’ve had a fit by now if she had seen what had become of her Shiny Clean Zoo. We saw a light in Frances’ old living quarters which, upon further inspection, had been transformed into Blowhole’s new hi-tech evil lair.
“ Kaboom?’ asked Rico
“Yes, but after we’re done defeating Blowhole.” Said Skipper.
We snuck around back and made it inside without being trapped. “usually about now, someone starts to say something and is cut off in mid sentence by landing in some horrible trap.’ I pointed out, a bit nervous....

“Blowhole!?” said Skipper.
“Yes, peng-u-ins!. It is I , Doctor Blowhole!” he laughed manically
“What do you want Flipper Face?” I spat
“It’s simple really, I want all of Kowalski’s blueprints-“
“Und we want revenge!” said a familiar German accent.
“Hans?!” exclaimed Skipper
“And, ze Rat King, too!” he said
“What, no Clemson or Savio or Rhonda?” I asked sarcastically
“Oh hello, I don’t believe we’ve met yet.” Said Hans, who sounded genuinely friendly, “ and who might you three be?”
“Classified as to our names, but I can tell you that we’re your worst...