Picnic Time

    Ice gently flipped Kat over him. Voliet would be waiting for him in the main section of her lair. But he planned to take his time. Ice walked slowly around the spiral staircase, taking in every heart beat Kat's heart gave. He was now walking in the long, dark corridor. Ice sucked in Kat's delicious scent from her body into his lungs. Ice turned and walked into a hallway, lined with pictures of Voliet, that dead ended into a doorway. The tip of his flipper was lovingly stroking Kat's silky feathers. Ice opened the door. "Welcome, my darling." Voliet said almost instantly. Her dark green...

It was around seven in the morning when the sun began to rise over the lemur habitat. Seth rose up and yawned, also stretching his arms out. Seth then made his way to the smoothie bar to get some fruit. "Guys, time to get up!" Seth yelled to the other lemurs. Maurice awoke first and got a mango. Seth always injoyed this time, seeing as Maurice and himself were the smartest lemurs. "What on the agenda today?" Seth asked Maurice. "I think we dance for the kids to get popcorn, I pamper Julien, and then we do what he wants." Maurice explained. "Oh, O.K." Seth sighed. Seth considered everyone like...

The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First you may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic Penguin Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several...

Truth in lies 6
"amber? How- what- what did you hear?" kowalski sputtered. Embarrassed to have made a whole speech about her.
"shut up and-" amber started to say.
"oh, dear god. Don't say 'kiss me'" kowalski said.
"no, I was gonna say help us." amber said.
"right."
Kowalski lowered all four cages to the ground, and let everyone out.
"skippa? What's that?" private asked. Pointing at a large clock, counting down on a computer screen, ten feet off the ground.
"it looks like a middle launch. Ah, classic spy movies, how I miss you." amber said.
"an your not concerned its down to 48 seconds?" everyone started...

"So at any second, this thing can come back to life?" asked Skipper. "OH MY!!" screamed Private, fainting again. "Not entirely, the cells are alive and well, and from what I see, it was trying to imitate Fred and Mort," said Kowalski. "How? And why?" asked Skipper. "That's how it metabolizes: It takes over another animal's body, copies all the physical characteristics of that animal, as well as memories and skills of it, then tries to spread it, by touch, onto another organism," said Kowalski. "So in English, that's how this thing chows down?" asked Skipper. "Yes," said Kowalski. "Why was it...

Author's note: Well, here comes one of the goriest, most violent, most paranoid induced fanfic, I've ever written. Hopefully you will come to like the incoming suspense and enjoy the feel of the masterpiece from John Carpenter as it features our favorite penguins, and some of the zoo animals. :D Enjoy.

Prologue:

The faint, spindly, spaceship was slowly veering into orbit, it's propulsion drive careening off to the side, then whooshing into the Earth until being completely swallowed up by the atmosphere, little known to most, the ship was heading towards the New England region of the United...

Chapter 2: Marlene Finds Out.
Marlene padded along the path she always took to the penguins’ habitat. As she neared it, she felt a change in the atmosphere. She quickened her pace, feeling something was wrong.
Jumping down the fish-bowl door, she scanned the HQ for the penguins. The only ones she saw were Rico and Skipper. They were each holding two round balls.
“What’s going on?” she asked. “Where are Kowalski and Private? What are those?”
“Do you always have to ask so many questions?” Skipper demanded. Marlene crossed her arms. Skipper sighed.
“These are eggs, they were transferred...

It was a hot, sunny day in the Central Park Zoo and the city was experiencing one of it's usual Summer heat waves. The penguins were barely making it by with a single paper fan. "Rico! Stop hogging that thing! Im going to die of a heat stroke!" Kowalski scolded, snatching the fan from Rico and attempting to cool himself off. Rico just grumbled and crossed his flippers. Skipper looked at Kowalski, Rico, and Private. "Where the heck is Lilly?" He asked, scanning the area. Kowalski then pointed down at the dried up pool, and Skipper looked down to see Lilly laying at the bottom, pretending to...

"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...

The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a photo of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a circle around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...

“Kowalski!” screamed Loren as she looked away from the sight of the zombie. Because that’s all he was right now. He wasn’t Kowalski. Kowalski wasn’t disfigured and gory. He wasn’t that at all. But somehow, as a zombie, Kowalski could control himself. Mostly because of the injection he gave himself right after to try to cure it. He fought off Marlene. “Today this ends, I’ll face myself, to cross out what I’ve done!” Yelled Kowalski as he began to fight off the other zombies. Everyone looked away. It was too hard to watch their once friend sacrifice himself.

Five days later…...

It has been a slow week for the zoo. Hannah was in the Lab with Kowalski. When, Suddenly a ruckus come on top of the deck. "Rico, WTF are you doing?" The fearsome leader said. "Kaboom?" Rico said with a sorry look.Just then, I popped out "Aughh I have a major headache a Private's watching the Freaking Lunacorns show," I said in disgrace. "Kaitlyn, you need to watch your language.. Just because I use it doesn't mean you can say it I'm the commanding officer I can do anything," Skipper warned angrily. I though to myself "Skipper is Hypocritical," so I walked off to see if Hannah and Kowalski...

Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," said Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...

Julien: *bursts into penguin HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand you to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our love goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...

Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly by mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....