Oh stop >////<

"Doctor Kelno Blowhole...." said Dr. Damion thoughtfully. "Sir?" asked Johnston confused. "He is warning me that the little penguin from Mars is a revolutionary prick ready to overthrow me with the revolutionaries in the Martian landscape. He plans to destroy my figure," said Dr. Damion with his usual cultivated voice. "Sir, was the invader that you sent missiles to a comrade of his?" asked Johnston. Dr. Damion pondered it for a moment and sighed. "Yes, indeed I believe it's his ally, in a sensual way," said Dr. Damion. "Do you suppose the missiles made him get lost in time and space?" asked...

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few animals at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other animals except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the top of the box. This is what she would be living in for the next 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the crate gently*...

( ) = thought

it was 3 o' clock in the morning in the penguin H.Q. when private woke up and he noticed skipper wasn't in his bunk. "hmm i wonder where skippa is" private said to himself then he saw skipper's shadow exiting the front door so he did what any other curious person would do follow him. Private followed skipper down to the sewer and then that's when skipper turned around and saw private "PRIVATE! what are you doing here?" skipper demanded "uh well y-you see-" "no it's not safe here private listen to me if I'm not back by 3:45 pm tell Kowalski he's in charge and do not and I mean DO...

"And..... Go!" Skipper yelled as Kowalski, Private, Rico, Ally and Rose ran off
"Rose, te has dado cuenta que los patrones sido menos estricta de lo habitual?" Ally said. "Si.Ha sido muy raro ... ¿No le parece?" Rose replied. "si." Ally said. "what the heck are you guys talking about??" Kowalski said as he looked at the girls wierdly. "you guys do know i dont understand spanish.." "Yo Comprende Kowalski.lo siento pero es tan divertido." "what'd she say?"
Rose Sighed "she said 'i understand Kowalski. sorry, its just so fun.'" "oh." Kowalski said as he slowed down on his running and looked at...

Haunting and Taunting

Chapter one: Araisel!!
Emily looked at Araisa. " Uhhh, " Emily said. " Ariasa...Who is that adorable child your holding in your hands? "
Araisa looked at Emily. " This is my child. " She said.
Emily and Delilah's face opened wide. " WHAT! " They both screamed terribly.
" What's wrong with that? " Araisa said.
" If you have a child, " Delilah asked keeping her eyes on the light purple haired little being. " Your married right? "
Araisa looked at Delilah. Emily looked at her too. Then they both looked at each other with liginering glances. Araisa rased her eye brow.
" Uhhh...

One Bright and sunny day in the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Mya were training for fighting.
" ring ring " Mya's phone rang. She ran over to pick it up. " Hello, " she asked. " Oh Krillin! Hows Yamcha doing? "
" Actualy thats what i'm here to talk about, " Krillin said sounding depresed. " He....Has three days... "
" Wha-whaa-what! " Mya screamed. " He's going to.... "
" Afraid so, " Krillin said. " I'm so sorry for the loss your going to have. And now that Piccolo's gone....theres no way we can bring Yamcha back to life. "
Mya felt her heart shatter into pieces as Krillin...

'Outta ammo,' said Kowalski. 'Shit, at the right time too,' muttered Skipper. 'For god sakes, what now?' asked Kat. 'Well, already we know Coney Island is NOT our evacuation point, then it's Rockaway Beach, follow me, we'll get to Dock 45 before the ferry arrives, there's 3 safe rooms, all have no windows, one bed, and a steel door, so the zombies can't enter,' said Skipper, brandishing a baseball bat. 'We can't stay in those rooms to wait it out!! The zombies are relentless, they always find a way in,' replied Private. 'Not in 3 weeks, the ferry arrives in 19 days, we have till then to get...

Soon, penguins and the newly arrived to the Habitat of lemurs, there they found Maurice collecting some fruits and Mort helping him.

—Hello Skipper, what it of all of you visit? —Maurice asked amicably.

—We only come to leave something. —Skipper answered.

—They would have brought here before, but Alice forgot it…—Kowalski added.

—Not be too rude with her, she is new. —Private ended.

— Agreement and where is she? —the lemur wondered curious.

—Here! —Rico responded sharply, and then Katherine opened between penguins, when Maurice saw her he left fall fruit had collected and...

It was around six in the evening when the lemurs made their way to the penguin habitat. Seth really loved messing with Skipper and Kowalski most. "O.K, here's the plan... go nuts!" Seth told the group. The four lemurs jumped into the penguin HQ. "Hello neighbors!" Julien shouted as he made his way to the mini fridge. "Coming through!" Maurice said as he walked over the chess game that Skipper and Kowalski had recently been playing. Maurice wasen't one for annoying others so hejust watched T.V. "Hey buuuudy!" Seth said as he sat down on the chess board. "Why must you lemurs always intrude on...

It was around seven in the morning when the sun began to rise over the lemur habitat. Seth rose up and yawned, also stretching his arms out. Seth then made his way to the smoothie bar to get some fruit. "Guys, time to get up!" Seth yelled to the other lemurs. Maurice awoke first and got a mango. Seth always injoyed this time, seeing as Maurice and himself were the smartest lemurs. "What on the agenda today?" Seth asked Maurice. "I think we dance for the kids to get popcorn, I pamper Julien, and then we do what he wants." Maurice explained. "Oh, O.K." Seth sighed. Seth considered everyone like...

Truth in lies 6
"amber? How- what- what did you hear?" kowalski sputtered. Embarrassed to have made a whole speech about her.
"shut up and-" amber started to say.
"oh, dear god. Don't say 'kiss me'" kowalski said.
"no, I was gonna say help us." amber said.
"right."
Kowalski lowered all four cages to the ground, and let everyone out.
"skippa? What's that?" private asked. Pointing at a large clock, counting down on a computer screen, ten feet off the ground.
"it looks like a middle launch. Ah, classic spy movies, how I miss you." amber said.
"an your not concerned its down to 48 seconds?" everyone started...

—I see, you like to play rough, don´t you? —she said with a sinister voice while Rico began to run toward her. —So, let´s play! —she said while she took the three knifes and she started to make juggling with them, that stopped the penguin, who looked surprised and a little confuse the actions for the female lemur, but suddenly she threw the three knives to him, Rico immediately crouch, when he did that Katherine jumped over the penguin and stood behind him.

—And that confirms that she really came from a circus…—Kowalski whispered almost breathless, while Rico turned around to...

That night, at the penguin lair, all the penguins were asleep. All was quiet until Skipper woke up. "Boys, get up!" he said. "But Skippah, it's the middle of the night" said Private. "I know" Skipper said. "But my guts are telling me that something is not right!" "What do you mean?" asked Kowalski. "I think that villainous scum Dr Blowhole is onto us!" Skipper said. "I mean he could pop out of no where sometime right now!"

At that moment, I used a laser on my segway to cut open a giant dolphin sized hole through the supply closet door. Then I came in wearing my dragon gear. "Hello worthless...

Chapter 3

*Yellow and Joanna were heading to the restrooms to change*

Me: wow. it goes by so fast... *changes real quick*

Joanna: your changing does. haha

Me: well...its kinda natural.

Joanna: *changes*

Me: so..now what?

Joanna: wanna round of soccer with Joe?(Joanna's brother)

Me: sure! nothing like soccer to keep me going!

Skipper: Hold on soldiers!

Me and Joanna: AHH!!!

Kowalski: you frightned them. and also they thought penguins cant talk.

Skipper: i blame the government on that one.

Me: umm....hello? talking penguin? i have so many questions in my mind its about to exploade but i'll ask you one. what...

Once the penguins returned back to the HQ, Skipper had expected Kowalski to be giving out answers to what this creature was doing, where it came from, and how it lived. However, this was not the case, as Julien had tried to sneak into the HQ to "borrow" their tv, but was huddled up under a table, as the penguins saw why he'd been hiding. Kowalski was in a fit of rage it seemed, he was taking a baseball bat and destroying every single radio and intercom, as well as packing every single exit with dynamite, he grunted whenever the bat got stuck in a radio that was broken into. This was enough...

Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit more concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an hour ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he said a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't you worried too!?!?!"...

Chapter two. Written by me. (CC) XD

"No-one's here," Private sighed, after he and Julian searched the area for a few minutes. "They tricked us!" He smiled slightly at the cleverness.
"Then where are they being?" Julian asked, slightly annoyed. He leaned against a tree trunk.
"I don't know."
Both animals jumped when they heard CC's call.

A call for help!

They followed the sound of her voice, and hid behind some bushes. Private grabbed Julian's tail to stop him going out into the open, when he saw the danger.
"It's Blowhole!" he whispered harshly.
"Hey! What's that dolphin, fishy-face doing with...

(aha, I bet almost no one got my hints! Enjoy the surprise ending!)

I woke up sweating and coughing, unable to breath. I saw four figures huddled over me. . . It's it's... Rico! Kowalski! Private! Amber! Their alive!

"I'm- your- we- we aren't dead!" I yelled.

"no, but you almost drowned in your own fit of coughing. you ok?" kowalski asked.

"yeah, fine, your not zombies, so," I said.

"but you coughed blood on nmy face!" amber complained. I saw the red staines on her feathers.

"wait, so, so it was a dream? All the the zombies?" I asked.

"is that why you kicked me in the chest?" private asked.

"oh, uh,...