GUESS WHO'S BACK?!

"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...

Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," said Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...

OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our love goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...

Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly by mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....

Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: more like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...

"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," said Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, or kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons or so," said Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...

Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it more like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," said Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...

By the time they reached the house, it was getting late, and the sun was setting.
"CC," MS whispered, as they stepped up onto the veranda. "Should we tell them about Blowhole?"
"I think only Skipper and his team," CC replied. "And maybe Bandit.They can stay on their toes. It's best not to worry everyone else." MS would have wrinkled his nose, if he had one.
"Do we have to involve them?" he asked. CC gave him a look, and he kept his beak shut.

CC, Rune, and MS got Skipper's team and Bandit together, while the others were making the sleeping arrangements.
"What do you want, Robot?" Skipper snapped,...

Blowhole & I went to my closet and looked through all of the cool costumes to see if there was any thing scary enough to spook the penguins. We tried everything, but they weren't scary enough. "Oh this is hopeless" sighed Blowhole. "What are we going to do now?" "Wait a minute!" I said. "Remember that totally cool outfit I gave you about 2 or 3 months ago?" "Um, no I don't" said Dr B. "I'll b right back" I said.

While I was coming out of Blowhole's room with the out fit, I saw Candy and the lobsters spying on the penguins on their moniters. I asked Candy if she'd gotten anything yet. "No...

Author's note: It was my turn to write chapter 3, so... Yeah. This chapter's by me. X3 Enjoy!! ^^

The two trucks containing the two main characters of this story arrived at two different airports at two different times. The cargo, including the kittens, was loaded onto aeroplanes, both of which were headed for America. The one coming from China had a longer distance to travel, but it began it's journey much sooner than the one from England. This resulted in both the planes landing in an airport in New York at almost exactly the same time. It was an uncanny coincidence...

Chloe could smell fresh...

Chapter 3: Baby Pointers.
“Now if you’ll excuse us, Marlene,” Skipper said, “we have to learn how to be mommies…or daddies.”
“Really? I think I could help you with that.”
“Phht,” Skipper scoffed, “what would you know about babies?”
“Well, baby care is more of a…lady’s thing,” Marlene pointed out. “I was just thinking I could give you a few pointers.”
“We’d appreciate the help, Marlene,” Private said, gratefully.

“Ok, first tip in baby care; keep weapons and other dangerous things out of their reach. In other words, baby-proof the HQ,”
“That’s easily...

Skipper and Kowalski had to quickly slavge anything they could from the wreakage, in hope that they could make a plane to fly them back home. So far, they found halfa wing, the propeler that caused all this, and four of the seats. The rest was either shredded to pieces, or disintergrated. Kowalski STILL had no idea how they had survived, but the did.

They were still digging around in the scrap metal wehn two penguins, a mouse, a cat, and a human came up.
"Whose been buried?" Kiva gasped.
"Was it CC and Lexii?" Monique added, rushing up and hugging Kowalski. "They stayed behind!"
"No-one's been...

chapter sixteen: macie's POV
we all stared at jade. poor girl. she had lost a twin. its worse than losing eyesight and speach, like me. after a minute of silence, amber and CC came in. they dragged kowalski, unconcious, behind them. "he was tied up in the attic," amber propped him up by the bed. imidiatly folowing, sophie came back, with rune and shine. rune's eyes were full of tears, and shine's were full of joy. "i just saw the funniest thing!" shine laughed, "thee was a bird, and he flew into a bush," she giggles, "and he came out with a face full of bees!! they were stinging him like hell!!!"...

NOTE: It’s finally done, yay! I’ve been working on it for 3 weeks now and it’s done! Well, I hope you enjoy! :P (part 2 coming soon)
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Hey there, it’s Loren the penguin here, and I would like to tell you a story. The Story of my life. And how I got here to tell you this story. Would you like to hear it? Ok then, here we go.
It all started years ago in Antarctica. A place where temperatures can reach 18 degrees below zero. A place where there’s no mercy. Something I learned from experience....

“Private!” said Kowalski with a shocked look on his face. Both Rico and Kowalski looked at each other and then at Loren, who was holding in tears. Loren was puzzled *why can’t Private understand that…that I didn’t want this to happen* thought Loren. A couple of hours later, Private came back to HQ, still upset with Loren. But Loren wasn’t there. And neither were the guys. They had taken Skipper to the vet, but the vet had to take him to an emergency care animal hospital because his injuries were so bad. “I’ll show those stupid dogs” said Private. “I’ll take down those...

    Lexii flopped on her back in the soft green grass and looked up at the clear blue sky. The air carried the scent of the first days of spring. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. 
   Lexii sat up and slowly looked around the park. A few birds flew to a tree and started to chirp. Lexii laid back down and closed her eyes. 
   She sighed and frowned as she remembered why she had really come out here. She came out here to think about her and Julien. The kiss. She didnt want a boyfriend right now but she knew that true love is a once in a lifetime thing. What if he is the one?...

"Training begins early comrades, so we must make absolutely sure to prepare for fighting, the new recruits must learn to use basic combatidads from Eurussia," said Telow. "Ummm.... Sir? Can I not practice for right now?" asked Lilly. "Why not? Is there anything wrong in medical condition?" asked Telow. "Yes sir, I have, something that could trivially affect me," said Lilly nervously. "Alright then, go into the medical cabin and we will continue training," said Telow, directing Private, Hannah, and Jett to the training field. "What's wrong Lilly?" asked Skipper, running to her. "Well, I'm just,...