Vanessa, the OC-napper

At last, the group, and the rest of the army, were huddled up at the other side of the river, out of all 5,076 people in both armies, only one army, and 549 people remained, including Hannah, Lilly, Private, Kowalski, and Jett. Private huddled up with the rest of the army, alongside Domingo, everyone, was huddled up in a circular pattern, looking back at the other side of the river where the Tower was, looking for a shortcut to them. Obviously, shooting at the army from the other side wouldn't work, since it's shooting range is short, anywhere within 2 miles was doomed, but anyone out of that...

Julien: *bursts into penguin HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand you to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

Why, hello there fellow fans of the amazing Penguins of Madagascar!
Forgive the title, it's just a ploy to get you to read this.
And since your already here, why not?
But why am I writing this? Well, if you observe the type of article this is, it is an "opinion."
You all know of the fact that a bit of a fight happened that didn't have to happen if the troublemaker had been left alone, so I have an idea to help us all remind each other.
*guitar strum*
In song.
*ahem*
Intro:
♪ *sweet acapella*Rainbows, innocence, and Luuunnaacooorns,
*techno*Science, more Science, and Inventionssss
*heavy metal*Crazy...

Things only took a largely devastating turn for the worst. The occasional dry spell that went to the Midlands, which usually lasted for no more than a month, had begun to last much longer than it usually did. After a second month, the heat became intense. Skipper suffered financial losses due to the drought, since he had once been a crop tycoon of the world, that meant those tenderly delicate grapevines growing in the pristine volcanic hills, made up a fourth of his expenses and profits, now a quarter of his money was now shriveled up and laying in a heap. The devastation extended much further,...

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?

rin kagamine - meltdown
(well, the 'meltdown' part is true cause it's hot here)

2. Will you get far in life?

Ellie Goulding - Lights (wired dubstep remix)
(kinda make sense )

3. How do your friends see you?

Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
( guess i'ma cowboy err...Girl XD)

4. Will you get married?...

"Well as all have said before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," said Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do you mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," said Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," said Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our second largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," said Telow. "Do you think it's too big to control at times?"...

The light beamed into the room and into Hunter's eyes. She woke up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes and grabbed her goggles that lay next to her. She clenched them in her fist not bothering to put them on, walking into the next room. She found on a cracked plate, on top of a fallen beam. Her family gathered around it with the few scraps on food on the plate, Cinder gestured Hunter over. She shook her head.
"I promised the guys I would have breakfast with them." she said in a tired voice.
"oh OK, bout don't stay out too long." Cinder told her daughter.
She left the abandond building and...

Anorexia
[ ] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[x] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention...

Lilly was on other side of her habitat, practicing her dance when Skipper poped up from a nearby shrub. The only thing is, she didn't NOTICE him. XD She just kept dancing. "O_O..wow." Skipper thought as Lilly perfected her routine, then she spun around and saw him watching her. "Oh. Hello.." She said sadly, looking around to see if Alex had heard. Skipper looked too. "Do you really think you have to listen to that guy? I mean, I get that he's your brother but..." Skipper caught the look on Lilly's face that made him shut up. "He's not just my brother. I owe my life to him...I realize that now.."...