halloween costume

The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First you may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic Penguin Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several...

Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," said Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...

OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our love goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...

Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly by mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....

"Alright, we all know the plan men, we take the front of the fortress, we will attack for the first 25 minutes, enough time to get all of Dr. Damion's army distracted while the Mexican Arsenal will attack the back, allowing them to surprise attack Damion's forces," said Alvandier. "This plan is fool-proof, we have the men, the weapons, and siege tactics to distract Dr. Damion's men, since the Mexican Arsenal is equipped well enough to be able to destroy the fortress in one swift blow. This battle may last either 19 minutes, or 3 days, so be conservative with strategies and rations," said Hannah....

"Ewww.... Why do you want me? You're 42 years old!! I'm only a teen!!" yelled Hannah, freaked out. "If anything else, I can commend you for stating the obvious and emphasizing it!!" said Dr. Damion delightfully sarcastic. "Soooo.... That's all the choices I get?" asked Hannah. "Precisely, you get the best values in life, since you are indeed intelligent," said Dr. Damion. "Don't do it Hannah!!" yelled Lilly. Of course I don't wanna do it you dumbass, thought Hannah. "Er, may I leave now?" asked Julien. "Excuse me?" asked Dr. Damion. "Well, I am of no importance to you, and, I have a country...

Lilly and Skipper sat and watched as the boys wailed on Alex. "Uh...Skipper? Shouldn't you call them off?" She asked, not knowing weather to be concerned or entertained. Skipper gave her another wink and called the boys. "Alright men. I think we taught this kitty a lesson. Let's head home for lights out." With that, the boys obediantly let go of whatever fur they had grabbed on to and waddled twoards their home. Rico then turned, gave Alex a kick, and rushed after the others. "It was nice meeting you guys, and again..sorry." Lilly whispered, trying not to let Alex hear. Skipper then grabed...

"Sir, monitor 64," announced a short otter. "Weeeeell, surprise indeed," said a calm and cultivated tone of voice. "Shall I send a scout?" asked the otter. "No, leave it for me to judge," said the voice, he rose from his chair, then headed toward the screen, gracefully. "But sir, I suggest that maybe we can-" suggested the otter. "Do you question my judgement? My intelligence? Johnston?!" asked the voice hoarsely. "No sir," said Johnston. "Good, you have learned rule number 5 clearly," said the voice. "Will you require another fillet sir?" asked Johnston. "Hmm... Philly, in that manner of preparation,"...

She got your number
She know your game
Look what you’re under
It’s so insane
Since you seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every man’s stance is like takin’ a chance it’s not about love and romance
And now you’re gonna get it
Every hot man is out takin’ a chance it’s not about love and romance
And now you do forget it
To escape the world I’ve got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance
And now she’s out to get me
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it

Susie got your number...

There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can you feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what you wanna see
It’s you who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if you wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for you baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for you baby
Is...

At last it was time, Private would step onto the podium and earn his bowtie, the sign that he is now an adult. The crowd gathered around Private and then lifted him up. Amongst the cheering and hollering, Private saw Kowalski, that individual person who was "too smart for his own good". "Private, now, we award you with our prize from us, to you!!" said Skipper, holding out a black bowtie for Private. "Okay, sure... I'll accept," said Private, uncaringly. "Here you are Private!!" said Skipper, putting the bowtie onto Private. "You are now free to do as you wish for the rest of the day!!!" cheered...

The laughter from the mysterious voice now rattling in my mind as it faded out. "This is not how I planned my day." I stated clearly out loud getting more and more aggravated by the second.
"You seem very angry." The mysterious voice began once more still chuckling a little.
"Well, you wouldn't bee in the happest mood either if you were the one trapped!Let me out at once!" I snarled as my voice got even louder which just echoed off the walls back to me.
"Scream, yell, and what ever else you can think of. You're never getting out you know. Only way you are leaving here is in a coffin."
"A...

Beauty and the Bandit

Theme 1: Forgetfulness

Mya's eyes narrowed as she heard a knock at the door. Rising from where she was sat in front of a burnt out candle and a stone cold dinner, she glanced at the time.

11:43pm

Needless to say, she was furious at Yamcha forgetting their anniversary. Again!

Flinging open the door, she felt her anger come to an abrupt halt. There stood Yamcha with most of his body parts in bandages. With a slightly unsteady hand, he held up a bunch of roses.

"I'm really sorry Mya. I had a small accident during training."

At first all she could do was sigh. Why could...

PART III (Private's POV)

As I woke up, I noticed that Kowalski, Rico and Hannah had already woke up and apparently went inside the Hq...Something was going on. Suprisingly, as I got up and was walking towards the hole, I felt a streak of happyness run through from my beak to my toes. It was amazing! I felt GREAT! I felt like I could do ANYTHING! But as I reached the Hq hole, about to pull it up to go inside,...I heard someone raise their voice.....The good streak left my body in the blink of an eye, and I rushingly opened the hole and jumped inside. Hannah, Lilly and Marlene were right beside...

'So how are we gonna get outta here Angel?' asked Private. 'Well, this here car can last us for a month before it runs outta gas,' replied Angel. 'I have a question, what is VIPA?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh, it's the failed company that tried to contain the disease in the Arctic colonies in Antarctica, all VIPA buildings closed after workers either became, or got killed by the zombies, VIPA, stands for: Viral Infection Protection Agency,' answered Angel. 'Apparently, there were many VIPA buildings in the Silver Pyramids, they were world-renowned,' said Kat. 'Alright then, can we shut up about VIPA?...