"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can you believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, or just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope you realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I love most!"

"Nuh Uh, you love me most, so you be doin' me, so you be doin' what you love most!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Ya"

"No"

"Yus," Red smiled.

"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.

"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.

The Kid sighed even louder.

"The forbidden fruit begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. You can eat from the tree against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, or duty of sorts..."

Red got to her feet.

"Fine, would you like a chastity belt with that?"

"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.

"Then why act like it?"

"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"

Red retreated back a bit.

"Hon, why would you wanna do that?"

"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"

"Why."

"Why not...?"

"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.

"Men need space."

"Women need to make decisions!"

"No, they need to shut up and give men space."

"You aren't a man."

"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.

"Gender confused?"

"Just confused..."

Red rolled her eyes.

"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.

"Red, I hope you realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."

Red paused.

"....Are you fucken kidding?"

"No."

"The fuck, why?"

"Because we don't need them."

"Why."

The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.

"Nature's a little bitch I guess..."

Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Ooh~"

"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"

"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"

"What."

"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, by the sea, or somewhere."

The Kid sighed.

"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.

"Okey Dokey."