One of the only useful and not crap C&P I've come across in my life:

The Review Revolution

I, [insert username here], do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews it has, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.



Okay, it doesn't mean you'll get banned from the site if you don't review everything, it's just a little promise you're making to yourself (or you're just showing off to other people) to review all the stories you read. Even though I know that no one's gonna know if I review or not, which I mostly do, I feel really really guilty.