"Can't feel my Face" (cover) by the Family Guy Ensemble

Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If you been so stiff they thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a library book out and I fells...

The Day All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your Bed and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The Bed With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His Bed and Went To The Living Room To Play Videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do You Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter...