The Day All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your Bed and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The Bed With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His Bed and Went To The Living Room To Play Videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do You Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter...
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