Empire TVLine | Cookie Lyon's 22 Greatest Season 1 Zingers. Which is your favorite?

Pick one:
“No more rude than that anchorwoman haircut you slap on your head.”
“He tried to out-dance me, girl. Next thing I know, we got three sons."
“Porsha, get my damn shoe!”
“But you's a freak — and that’s a good thing. We can sell that.”
“Take these cookiesssss!”
“She's brilliant.” “Pretty white girls always are. Even when they ain't.”
“Don’t forget to thank your Cookie on this historic occasion!”
“For a queen, you sure do keep a messy place. What you need is a good maid..”
“...the streets ain't made for everybody — that's why they made sidewalks.”
“...stop rappin’ like you from the streets, cause you not about that life!”
“Get rid of fake-ass Halle Berry. As long as she's around, I'm closed for busin
“Heyyy, sister girl!”
“Oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, she-she, b-b-b, oh now you can't speak English?!”
“You gonna Ray Rice me?! I faced bigger in prison — w/more talent, bitch!”
“You wouldve made a good bitch for me — you look like you got a long tongue
“Pay that Pakistani.”
“What you mean by 'you people'? You black like me!”
“...some debutante with a bougie ear who doesnt want to disturb her pearls.”
“Do not withhold your blessings — even from hos that hire skanks to spy on me
“Well, what can you do Yoko — can you play the tambourine?”
“You want Cookie’s nookie? Ditch the bitch!”
“Oh, and Anika, THIS is an ass.”
 DarkSarcasm posted over a year ago
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