10 Things You Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks or La Push
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of werewolves stands between you and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) or you’ll end up dead before you can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the top of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad werewolves that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio or amtoic bomb is probably near by and heard you. What should you do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member or Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of friends that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill you and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill you AND whoever told you about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his wolf form so you can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make you feel better after a bad day is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted by Alice, who rarely has a bad day anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at you or Jasper will chase you away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to punch a werewolf or vampire! Unless you (1) Wish to prove how stupid you really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire or werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf or vampire and are dumb enough to think you can win (please ignore the last two if you are in fact a vamp or were and good luck with that fight!)
By Meg08
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of werewolves stands between you and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) or you’ll end up dead before you can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the top of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad werewolves that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio or amtoic bomb is probably near by and heard you. What should you do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member or Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of friends that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill you and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill you AND whoever told you about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his wolf form so you can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make you feel better after a bad day is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted by Alice, who rarely has a bad day anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at you or Jasper will chase you away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to punch a werewolf or vampire! Unless you (1) Wish to prove how stupid you really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire or werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf or vampire and are dumb enough to think you can win (please ignore the last two if you are in fact a vamp or were and good luck with that fight!)
By Meg08