what's the most random dream you've ever had?

Ive had 2, Me drunk singing and dancing naked in the streets, then i had a dream when i go to Africa and join a europian tribe! wierd, just plane weird!

flying above a city of toys...and these robot fan dudes were chasing me!!! AAAAHHH!!!!

Well mine is more scary than Random but its random too.
I was standing in a corridor and there were all these shadows moving around me so i ran to the end, opened the door and I was outside a haunted house and I ran up there and bumped into 3 of my friends; Craig, Garth and Amanda and we went into the house (God knows why) and then we heard this little boy screaming for his mum, I went to bend over this hole in the floor but Craig pulled me away and then kept saying, "Keep going" and we went up metal stairs but the boys screams got louder and louder and we began to run for it, but i was like really unfit so Craig had to keep urging me on (you know the snakes voice out of 2nd Harry Potter film?) the little boys face changed to that and he ran up after us saying "so hungry... so... hungry!" I screamed and then I fell and then I turned around and it was all black then I woke up in a meadow.
And then I woke up and I was like, huh.

i was walking home with my nan and i saw golam and he took me and nearly cut me 2 peaces but i wriggled away so i was safe when i got home my nan was calling "Abigail where r u Hellooooowwwww" lol (l) (doraemon)

I got lost and then I found out a bunch of girls were crushing on me (creepy because I'm a straight female) when I was hiding from them I decided to go into my kitchen and make a sandwich, but Christian Slater (actually his character from The Forgotten, Alex Donovan) was sitting at my kitchen table and he was going to commit suicide, so I decided that I could convince him that his life was worth living with a spoonful of orange jello. Then he thanked me for convincing him not to kill himself and then I had to do the dishes and that spoon was haunting me.

Legit weirdest and most random dream i've ever had was about a month ago. It went a little something like this. So. I was in this cabin with my family and there was like randomly these three hispanic people. Well there's this like hurricane tornadoe thing so for the love of god idk y I hide under some blankets. Anyway we all die. We're like shooting thro space in a freakin mini van and all of a sudden we crash land on this planet. It looks like earth but it's not. It's like another universe. I say "where are we??" my mom says "I think we're dead" "Then are we in heaven?" lol then my mom's boyfriend says "no stupid this is the second life! It's gods second chance to relive your life. Were not on earth anymore tho" "what happens when we die here?" "then we go to heaven or wherever" lol then we were like shopping for houses it was soo weird. After the houses I woke up. Lol the weird thing is is that it only prbly was a few min. to play out but it felt like hours.

Lemurs in the snow.^^

i was underwater with my mom and she got eaten by a big fish and i hid under a underwater bridge

Well i was on top of a tall tower with Professor snape and draco malfoy (from Harry Potter). and then i was randomly at a pasta place with draco and then his face turned into a giant triangle with ginormous eyes. it was REALLY scary!!!! and random...

I had a lot of friends I could practically everything, everything but the ...

I had a dream once, that all of the characters from Elmo and me were stuck in a cave while a python snake was trying to eat us. Don't judge: I was like five.

I had it when I saw 7 and am emberssed to say that it is STILL the scariest dream I have ever had...

M&M's taking over the world.

I had one where I was at grandmas house, my dad was ourside in the snow and he turned into black ice. We got scared and hid under the table?? Grandpa was playing a trumpet in the closet though and I saw a t.v and my teacher was watching a bridge fall down on t.v!! Before I woke up I fell down the stairs while eating a strawberry sandwich.