Dr Blowhole heads to the train station checking his clipboard
Dr Blowhole: Alright, I invited all the guests, told them to come here to the station, and I'm on time. Oh boy, Kendall is going to be so surprised!
Enters train station lobby where the guests are waiting and chatting
Guests: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Blowhole heads to podium
Blowhole (Hits mallet on podium): Alright, alright, settle down everyone. (Guests stop and pay attention) Thank you (Clears throat) Now I would like to thank you all for coming.
SpongeBob: Uh, why are we even here?
Blowhole: I have gathered you all here...

Halloween night. The moon is full and the wind is howling. Kendall and the gang are walking through a misty forest in their halloween costumes.
Kendall: Wow! I can't believe it's Halloween! I can't wait to hear Dr Blowhole's annual scary story!
SpongeBob: Me too! I can't wait to go trick or treating!
Kowalski: And I can't wait to use my latest invention! Behold! (Takes out gadget) My ghost detector 3000!
Skipper: Not another one of your crazy inventions Kowalski!
Jake: And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Patrick: Except the Flying Dutchman.
Kowalski: That is what you all think! But you'll...

Spongebob: You're full of barnacles and so is your dad!
Dr Blowhole: Says who?
Spongebob: Says I!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dare you!
Skipper: Terrific! My arch nemesis is at it with his crazy tricks again!
Kendall: Like what Skipper said, Blowhole is at it again, but the exact exchange for this ritual very important. Spongebob has to be careful.
Spongebob: Are you crazy? Stick my tongue to that flagpole? That's stupid!
Dr B: That's cause you know it will stick!
Spongebob: You're full of it!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dog dare you!
Jessie: Oh man! This is...

This summer was one of the best summers I ever had. I discovered new things and went to different places. I have such great memories about all those times that I would like to share them with you all!

It all started on May 28, the day of my birthday. I woke up that morning and turned on the TV. "Blowhole Strikes Back" was on. I thought it was so nice of Blowhole to remember my Birthday. Later that day, I went to my Grandma's house to go swimming at her pool and had cake and presents. One of the best presents I've got was an iPad!

In June, my dad and my grandpa took me on a trip to Colorado to...

Spongebob and Patrick Singing: Who's there for you when you are sad and down? Idiot Friends! Who picks you up and slaps you all around? Idiot Friends! Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town? Idiot Friends, Idiot Friends, Idiot Friends!

Queen Ke$ha writes on note: Sponge and Starfish singing stupid song! #idiots (attaches it to bird and sets it free)
King Blowhole: What are you doing?
Ke$ha: I'm tweeting.
Blowhole: Huh.
Sponge and Pat: Duh duh duh duh doo da do duh duh! Idiot Friends! Duh dee da da doo duh duh duh duh! Idiot Friends!
Blowhole: STOP! (Sponge and Pat stop singing) No Pepsi...

On Sunday, October 15, 2011, I heard about this website having fanclubs for everything. I wanted to ask my dad if I could go on it. At first I was afraid he would say no because I'm not allowed to go on social websites like Facebook or Twitter. But I asked him anyway and he said OK!

Then I got on the computer and created my account. I didn't use my real name or put exactly where I live in the US so I will be safe from anyone who wants to hunt me down. The name I came up with was DrBsNumber1Fan. I came up with this name because I am a HUGE fan of Dr. Blowhole. In fact, that was the very first...