You want a mouth full of fist? Do you want a butt full of foot? This is mine

Some girl to drake: You write Poetry
Drake: Only when i'm not picking flowers

That was in the pilot episode

Drake: Me and Oprah cheek to cheek

Josh: I hope you go bald
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah
Josh: Take that back

my favourite drake and josh quote is you didnt get caught for lying you got caught for lying badly :)

Drake: ...A-aaand..backstage passes!

Josh: *gasps* WHAA-?! BU-?! HOW DID YOU-?!

Drake: *smirks* D'ya love me again?

Josh: LOVE ya?! *kisses Drake*

MY QUOTE!! ^__^

Josh- What if we tell him we're High Schoolers, maybe he'll let us go!

Drake-Yeah, and what if he doesn't?!

Josh-Hu-HWAAAAAAA!!!!

*My favorite quote EVER!! xD*

Geek #1: Forty quatloos on the newcomer.

In The Pilot episode

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Mine is:
Drake: It's not that bad outside it's clearing up see? *goes outside and comes in a few seconds later* I got wet.

Another one is: Drake: We're on E what does that mean? Josh: Maybe E means EXTRA fuel! Drake: It means empty.

First is from The Storm. The Second is from Helicopter.

Mine are Drake: It's okay! Craig didn't mean to hit me.
Eric: I'm Eric!
Also Papa Nichols: Sergeant, I've just been captured by two German nerds!

animal control guy: "I ain't never seen anything that scary! And I fought in 'Nam! You know, Vietnam?"
Drake: "Where's that, New Jersey?"

another one-
Josh: "I brought my own sunscreen. SPF 100. Good luck, sun!"

Pip, pip, the doodly doo!

Oh, this is a great forum, alright! Drake and Josh SPECIALIZES in awesome quotes! It's tough to pick one.
Crowd at party look at random old stranger woman in chair
"Umm, miss? Hello? Were you INVITED to this party?"
Old woman starts arguing rapidly in gibberish.
Is it just be, or do all Nick teenage sitcoms have random crazy old women in them? I remember more in Drake and Josh, and at least one in iCarly.

Mine is:
Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
Josh:I ain't calling you a truther
i swear this cracks me up every ime!!!

Mine is: HUG ME BROTHAAAA

Josh:Yes! 'Cuz the first thing when I see a squirrel is check its tail for messages!!!!
Episode where they were stuck in the treehouse