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1. Say "reptile" in front of one.
2. Pretend to roast a marshmallow in the dragon's flame.
3. When you get up from the couch, rub your backside and pretend its bruised.
4. If a dragon invites you to lunch, ask if you are the main course.
5. When riding, say "giddyap."
6. Tell the dragon that its most prized treasure is a forgery.
7. Say "we're off to see the lizard" when being taken to meet the rulers.
8. Pretend to look for shed skins or scales
9. Find a bald spot
10. Try to use logic. I guarantee they will correct you before you die.
11. Tell them Einstein was wrong.
12. Poke one in the eye
13. Give...

In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth, the Skies and the Land, the Night and the Day. He created all the animals of the World, and it was good. Among these animals were the fiercest, and the most intelligent of the species, the Dragon. Dracon, as the First Man Adam named them, was larger than the Oliphant’s of the land and the Whales of the Water, for it flew in the sky and reigned over all. Man met one Dracon and became very good friends with her, naming her personally as Gaea. God saw that this was not good, for Adam was lonely of his own species and was resorting to...