1. Say "reptile" in front of one.
2. Pretend to roast a marshmallow in the dragon's flame.
3. When you get up from the couch, rub your backside and pretend its bruised.
4. If a dragon invites you to lunch, ask if you are the main course.
5. When riding, say "giddyap."
6. Tell the dragon that its most prized treasure is a forgery.
7. Say "we're off to see the lizard" when being taken to meet the rulers.
8. Pretend to look for shed skins or scales
9. Find a bald spot
10. Try to use logic. I guarantee they will correct you before you die.
11. Tell them Einstein was wrong.
12. Poke one in the eye
13. Give one a very spicy pepper or food, then laugh evilly while it eats.
14. Read it a children's book.
15. Say that humans are smarter.
16. Ask if it wants to meet your leader, then introduce it to the village idiot.
17. Sing " Fly Me to the Moon." It will think you really want to do those things
18. Ask to be shown a heavy light, jumbo shrimp, waterproof towel, elbow grease, or other such things.
19. Ask for a souvenir.
20. Find scientific evidence to prove that dragons do not and never will exist.
These are various methods tried over the years to find what dragons really hate. The answer: humans that don't believe. Keep an eye out for insults from Eden.
2. Pretend to roast a marshmallow in the dragon's flame.
3. When you get up from the couch, rub your backside and pretend its bruised.
4. If a dragon invites you to lunch, ask if you are the main course.
5. When riding, say "giddyap."
6. Tell the dragon that its most prized treasure is a forgery.
7. Say "we're off to see the lizard" when being taken to meet the rulers.
8. Pretend to look for shed skins or scales
9. Find a bald spot
10. Try to use logic. I guarantee they will correct you before you die.
11. Tell them Einstein was wrong.
12. Poke one in the eye
13. Give one a very spicy pepper or food, then laugh evilly while it eats.
14. Read it a children's book.
15. Say that humans are smarter.
16. Ask if it wants to meet your leader, then introduce it to the village idiot.
17. Sing " Fly Me to the Moon." It will think you really want to do those things
18. Ask to be shown a heavy light, jumbo shrimp, waterproof towel, elbow grease, or other such things.
19. Ask for a souvenir.
20. Find scientific evidence to prove that dragons do not and never will exist.
These are various methods tried over the years to find what dragons really hate. The answer: humans that don't believe. Keep an eye out for insults from Eden.
I've got tons of things on my mind right now, but the most visible is of ELEMENTS mixed with DRAGONS. It's kind of cool, just read this.
Red Dragon = Fire
Blue Dragon = Water
White Dragon = Light and Wind
Black Dragon = Darkness and Spirit
Green Dragon = Earth
This is all from my (little yet big) imagination. I didn't copy or 'steal' as you all oh so nicely say it, from anybody. I'm just an ordinary Dragonz Fan talking- uh...I mean writing about her fantasies which are suprisingly sometimes deep and darker than expected...XD
- Karoii-chan
Red Dragon = Fire
Blue Dragon = Water
White Dragon = Light and Wind
Black Dragon = Darkness and Spirit
Green Dragon = Earth
This is all from my (little yet big) imagination. I didn't copy or 'steal' as you all oh so nicely say it, from anybody. I'm just an ordinary Dragonz Fan talking- uh...I mean writing about her fantasies which are suprisingly sometimes deep and darker than expected...XD
- Karoii-chan