Dear Evil Diary of Doom,
Doofenshmirtz saved my life AGAIN today! I can't stop thanking him! I would die if someting bad happened to him. My life depends on him. Although, I need to look out for myself once in a while, I mean... yeah.
We saw a hobo on the road today, and Doofenshmirtz asked me where my manners are when I started laughing, and my respose was "In the toilet!" I brightened up a hobo's day, but i think I totally humiliated Doofenshmirtz. Poor guy! I should get him something, he's always down in the dumps!
Yeah, and I also smoked him at a videogame, then he went to take a nap. So, I was bored, and I decided to play with the toaster, which I destroyed. He hasn't found out yet, but he eventually will.
-Kat
Doofenshmirtz saved my life AGAIN today! I can't stop thanking him! I would die if someting bad happened to him. My life depends on him. Although, I need to look out for myself once in a while, I mean... yeah.
We saw a hobo on the road today, and Doofenshmirtz asked me where my manners are when I started laughing, and my respose was "In the toilet!" I brightened up a hobo's day, but i think I totally humiliated Doofenshmirtz. Poor guy! I should get him something, he's always down in the dumps!
Yeah, and I also smoked him at a videogame, then he went to take a nap. So, I was bored, and I decided to play with the toaster, which I destroyed. He hasn't found out yet, but he eventually will.
-Kat
Hey everyone! It's Kat, and here's a poem I wrote about evil,
Evil, evil, evil,
you're so very bad,
evil, evil, evil,
you don't make Doofie sad!
Evil, evil, evil,
you do lot's of evil things,
evil, evil, evil,
you know I like onion rings!
Evil, evil, evil,
It's how Doofie and I met,
evil, evil, evil,
and now I'm soaking wet!
Evil, evil, evil,
I need a long shower,
evil, evil, evil,
do showers use power?
Evil, evil, evil,
you bandaged my tail,
evil, evil, evil,
in a storm of hail.
Evil, evil, evil,
you're so very bad,
evil, evil, evil,
you don't make Doofie sad!
Evil, evil, evil,
you do lot's of evil things,
evil, evil, evil,
you know I like onion rings!
Evil, evil, evil,
It's how Doofie and I met,
evil, evil, evil,
and now I'm soaking wet!
Evil, evil, evil,
I need a long shower,
evil, evil, evil,
do showers use power?
Evil, evil, evil,
you bandaged my tail,
evil, evil, evil,
in a storm of hail.
Kat was being an extremely random butthead today. "I WEAR BLACK UNDERWEAR, AND I FARTED, AND NOW I'M CONSTIPATED!" she sang.
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a heart attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to bed without dinner that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a heart attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to bed without dinner that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
Dear Evil Diary of Doom,
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with pink feathery wings, and a pink cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss Queen Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with pink feathery wings, and a pink cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss Queen Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat
