Hello! I am a representative from the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, better known as S.P.E.W. I invite all reading to join the fight against house elf enslavement and join the S.P.E.W. fan club! By joining, you become an official member of S.P.E.W, founded by Hermione Jean Granger in the 1990s. To join, simply type in SPEW in the "Search Fanpop" bar above. thank you for your time, and I hope to see you join the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare!

I would like to greet you all. I am running for Treasurer of SPEW. I hope to see you all there!!!