Sexy

I’m not sure where to start. I have a problem, but no one will stay long enough to hear the whole story. Once they realize who I am, they think they know who I am, and they judge me. But, there are two sides to every story.
My name is Gaston. I’m not a villain, though that's what Disney would have you think. Let me start from the beginning. Disney took everything so out of context! He was so bent on defining me as a bad guy that he didn’t think about what he was doing to me, or my reputation! See, there was a girl. She was beautiful, the only girl in the town who’s as beautiful as me....

Sykes: Hello. Welcome to Disneyland Florida. I’m Sykes and this is Fagin, my helper. He’s always silly. Fagin: I’m never silly, Sykes! I help you! I give you a money! Sykes: Be quiet, Fagin! Fagin: Sorry. Sykes: I’d like you to meet all the other best Disney villains. They’re so evil like me. I have a cash and I’ll give a cash to any villain. Fagin: Sykes, the other villains are here! Come in, villains! Gaston: Hello, Sykes! My name is Gaston and I’ve come to get a cash! Sykes: I am so pleased you’ve come to the right place, Gaston. Gaston: You’re the best villain ever, Sykes!...