sexy disney princess

All right, this doesn't count as a real article by me. This counts as a random blurb...addressing the DP stereotype that all of the prior Disney Princesses save the Revival/ Modern ones... all married their guys the same day they met them.

Broken down, as I have watched all thirteen movies... this is what I FOUND out is the ACTUAL CASE.


Snow White meets Ferdinand within the first five minutes of the film, and he woos her so to speak. But many, many, many DAYS PASS before he comes upon her in the coffin in the woods, figuratively "dead" from a poison apple bite. At the end of the movie, Snow...

"It's CHRISTMASSSSS! Oh Tia, Tia, I can't believe it's finally here! I'm oh so excited to be spending the day with all your friends, all the pretty, pretty princesses! I can't wait to show them up with my pretty pink dre-TIA WHERE'S MY PINK DRESS??" Lottie shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Right here Lottie," Tiana pointed to the dress, right in Charlotte's point of view. "Anyway merry Christmas Lottie! Our seventeenth Christmas together, my how time passes.

Ding Dong

"They're already here? Oh Tia, oh Tia, I'm not ready for this! I am not ready for this! I don't even have my hair done!" Lottie...