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“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. Mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is more than can be said for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...

Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the crab turned to the two mice before him. "Every year I'm all set and ready to retire. And every year someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the more chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crab a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...

It's Christmas morning they had no christmas tree they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry Christmas everyone get up I wanna give all of you your presents" said Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, Cinderella wanted to be the first to give her friends their presents.

"Chief I got you a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got you a steak with a bone in it. Jaq I got you some cheese, and Christopher I got you a....." said Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got you something, we got you a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...

    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would you be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another day without you-"
    Princess Pea interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" Pea turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, you are so beautiful that I am unbothered by this quirk....

The princess are almost to the castle and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" said Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" said Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" said Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" said Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" said Philip. "You need to give them more credit my Cinderella was weak but later became more tough and my princess" said Christopher(Cinderella's...

It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but Mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge Mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do you wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" said Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge Mulan you can tell us anything" said Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" said Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...

    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and cats fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do you have to take us down here?” Anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the Queen of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...

COMING NEXT SATURDAY...
Princess Pea will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will Pea be able to help Pocahontas and her true love John Smith be together or is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of next week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are you nuts? You can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...

So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did you runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met Aladdin and Cinderella why did you stay with other horrible women why didn't you runaway" said Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...

Snow White and Cinderella were still holding Aurora’s body when Cinderella opened the door and found confusion in the kitchen’s halls. “What is going on outside?” Jasmine asked confusedly. “I heard this banging with your leave.”
    “Funny,” Cinderella replied. “We heard the bang.”
    However, the conversation stopped as Belle and Jasmine noticed the sleeping Aurora. They rushed over and Belle concluded, “She must be…”
    “The fifth princess,” Jasmine and Belle stated, looking at each other, surprised...

I'm here to write about the herones that should be princesses!
To start with Jane she could be called a princess because Tarzan is technicly prince of the jungle so since jane and tarzan are married that makes Jane kinda a princess.

Next is Gissle from Enchanted.Everyone knows she's a princess but then at the end of the movie she's not really a princess anymore but she is still a princess like judi Benson who plays Ariel Once a princess always a princess.

Now i'm here to talk about Pochantas she is daughter of the chief a the daughter of the cheif and the daughter to a cheif is a princess....

Ok, starting off I don't think Maleficent is in the wrong here I mean if you know anything about her back story you would know that King Stephen and the queen have been terrible to her. Then they don't even invite her to the baby's party. Heck! I would have cursed the child too. Now keeping subject on the Fairies when I was little I didn't really like the fairies they just seemed dumb, and as a 7 year old child I could think of better ways to help out Aurora. MaryWeather the blue fairy says only a true love can break the spell. But if you fast forward a bit she keeps Aurora AWAY from people....

In favor to our beloved princesses.....I present this solute.

Have you ever had a day...a bad day? *Emotional music plays* You think that is bad, huh? Let's take a moment...our beloved princesses have been attacked with diseases, terrible ones. They are extremely contagious, and have affected our little ones.


The Eye multiplication/remover: Ze Eyes

Now Ze eyes is a very rare disease, you can lose your eyes, or get them in random places. But Snow White has been cursed with something even worse than you can imagine:COMBINATION




Bearded Woman

This has been one of the most affective out of...

A lot of people call the classics Mary-Sues and I strongly disagree, and I have much evidence to prove that they are far from perfect. But hey, their opinion, I'll respect that. Here we go...

Here is why they are underrated

1)Feminine
2)Mary-Sues
3)Need a Prince for rescue

They are feminine, yes, but that is not bad in any way. They are Mary-Sues? No way. They need a prince for rescue, they are capable of many things by themselves.

Starting out with the first and my favorite out of the classics....

SNOW WHITE:
I think she is the most underrated out of all the princesses. In areas like beauty (she's...

If you look at this list, you might notice that most of those songs and scores are set to montages. They are played when either a longer timespan passes by, or when the movie tries to convey some sort of development or message. This time around, Aladdin and Cinderella are not included, there was no song or score which fit the criteria.

8. Princess and the Frog: Yeah, I think this will surprise no one. I said it before, but here the main problem I have with “Dig a little deeper”: The text makes no sense. It’s an example of what happens, when someone uses figurative language without...

Having done a favourite DP and favourite DP movie list, I could not resist doing a prettiest DP list. This was the hardest list of all, mainly because all the Princesses are really beautiful. But I finally figured it out, and finished the article. Please remember that this is my opinion, so it is absolutely okay to have different opinions, but please don't be rude about my choices. Enjoy! :)

11: Pocahontas
Pocahontas has some really pretty shots, but in some shots she doesn't look as impressive. Don't get me wrong, she's still really pretty, but in a few shots I didn't find her as appealing....