The Babylon Bee had the honor of sitting down with a local brave #resistance fighter to learn more about the fearless counterculture fighting against hate and other bad stuff like that.
There's a disgusting, absolutely 100% false story about Joe Biden's son going around. It's so bad that it has been condemned by the wise, moral, upstanding people who run Twitter & Facebook. Good thing Babylon Bee didn't link to it in this article.
President Trump today announced that "out of an abundance of caution" all reporters present at White House press briefings must wear MAGA masks. Babylon Bee, 7 May 2020.
Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time. But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. Babylon Bee, April 2020.
Have you ever tried to imagine living in a perfect world ruled by communism, but previously only received the information from catchy folk songs which praise the system? The Babylon Bee is here to help.
"The war between God's chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes continues to heat up." Satirical article about The Chicken Sandwich War from The Babylon Bee, August 2019.