1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I LOVE Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve more time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug.

12. Voldemort is just too evil for me!

13. Crucio is just too mean to use on people.

14. Dumbledore really is a great wizard you know! And sexy too!

15. I wish Andromeda and Ted the best. They really do make a nice couple, you know!

16. Anyone have a hairbrush I can borrow?

17. I think I should have been in Gryffindor....I'm going to as the Sorting Hat for a redo.

18. I could really use some anger management therapy-I'll go sign up right now.