just a few ; i'll add more some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If you messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, you fugly!
I hope your freakin' apple pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy bear .. ohh I wanna hunt that little bitch down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' soccer mom!
Dude, could you be more gay?
You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever...
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