I love Dean's quotes, and decided it would be fun to write how I react when I hear them, so I'm gonna do that lol!:


Bold text- Dean quotes
Normal text- My reactions!

"House rules, Sammy: driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole."
Hehehe! I'm gonna say that once I get a car... wait...that could be years away. *sulk*.

"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
I'm gonna order that in Starbucks next week!!

"I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?"
*head fills with naughty thoughts*

"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it"
*Imagines what Dean would do/say if she presented him an apple-pie*

Dean/Cassie love scene
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- CASSIE GET OFF HIM!!!

"Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid."
*Smiles happily, makes mental note that if she ever meets Dean in some weird way, to look at him like that.*

"Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?"
YOU!! Oh wait, you're not a phsychic.

"Dude, you fugly."
*Was drinking water, spits it out and chokes laughing.* Man *cough* I gotta say that to the next scarecrow we pass next time I visit my grandparents farm!

“That fabric softener teddy bear... ooh... I wanna hunt that little bitch down.”
I wanna dress as a teddy bear so he can hunt me down...

“You gotta take care of that car, or I swear I'll haunt your ass.”
If I were Sam I would trash the car. A Dean haunting your ass isn't that bad...

"I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!"
*thinks of Jeepers Creepers*

"I'll say it again. Demons I get, people are crazy!"
DAMN that's true!!

“Next time you want to get laid… find a girl that’s not so buckets of crazy, huh?”
Like me, huh? Hey hey!!!!!

"Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it."
VAMPIRES VAMPIRES VAMPIRES VAMPIRES...Hey... it does sounds funny now that I'v said it a lot of times...

“Listen, you want to just get this over with, huh, cause I really can't stand the monologuing.”
No noo... don't stop, I like the monologuing!

"Yeah, I bet you're real proud of your kids, too. Huh? Oh wait, I forgot, I wasted them."
Dean...you're in real trouble now...*As she's seen what happens, she waits for the torture to start with a pained face.*

"I full on Swayzed that mother."
Hehe, you sure did :D.

"It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug."
Oh Dean, finds a way to be funny in every situation.

"Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy?"
She's WAY past her expiration date. I mean, look at her! She's so...blue. Dude in front of you doesn't seem to think the same though...

Dean: Man it is time to right some wrongs!
Sam: Come again?
Dean: Well look at me. Man I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars right? No bullet wounds, no knife cuts, none of the off angled fingers from all the breaks I mean my hide is as smooth as a babies bottom. Which leads me to conclude [pause] sadly [pause] that my virginity is intact.
Sam: What??
Dean: I have been rehymenated
Sam: Re...[laughs]..please Dean maybe angels can pull you out of hell but no-one could do that!!
Dean: Brother I have been rehymenated and the dude will not abide!
Rehymenated...Dean...? Really? C'mon!! Hahahaa!

Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Dean: My boobs.
*Laughs at his sillyness.* Dean, dude you're like a 12 year old!

Sam: Look, Dean. If you wanna have Christmas, knock yourself out. Just don't involve me.
Dean: Oh, yeah. That'd be great. Me and myself making cranberry molds.
*Imagines Dean making cranberry molds.* Nah, you won't be alone! You can make them for me!!

Young Sam: Is Dad a spy?
Young Dean: He's James Bond.
Da da da da...dad da da da dad... dad ad a da da da da .... I should stop singing the James bond theme...

"Yeah myspace, what the hell is that? Seriously, it is some kind of porn site?"
Oh yeah... a BIG porn site. Better than bustyasianbeauties.com! You can add me any day!!

Dean's model face
Oh hells yeah!!!

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Hehe... that was fun!
So those were my reactions to Dean one-liners, scenes and quotes. I might make another article like this later on... but I dunno... lol.
I'm gonna go watch Supernatural now...

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Credit:
smileypop9 (me)- for doing this article.
winchester27- for giving me good dean quotes!
Dean Winchester- for having AWESOME quotes!!