God, there are SO many good ones. This one makes me laugh all the time though.
[From 2x02] Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.
''I will always choose you''
''At the end of the day i'll be the one to keep her alive''
''I can't stand the idea of you hating me forever''
''I love you Elena and it's because I love you I can't be selfish with you''
There are wayyy too many favorite quotes-Damon has the best lines. Some of my faves are already listed but my number one is this:
From Rose. 2:8
"I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you, I can't be selfish with you. Why you can't know this. I don't deserve you, but my brother does...I wish you shouldn't have to forget this, but you do."
...Then
"No, Elena. I won't go to your bedroom with you!"
-'Can he read minds?' "No, that'd be creepy!"
"I saw Elena today BTW, that means, by the way. She was at cheerleading practice. She looked so perky in her little short shorts...but I simmered down and didn't go near her."