Critical Analysis of Twilight How do you think the birth scene be done...in a PG13 rated film...and tons of Twilight-fan-tweens to back the box office up?
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Rate it "R" and Reneesme chews herself out of Bella like in Alien
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Change the storyline. B and E will adopt a baby called Reneesme that is HVHH.
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The birth scene will be filmed behind closed doors. (FYI: You won't see it.)
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Just use B-grade horror movie sound effects and have it done with.
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Bella dies before the birth. Humanity is saved from a second serving of BD. Yay!
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B and E adopts a HVHH baby played by Amy Poehler. From Dan from Sparknotes!
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Scrap the whole movie. Double yay!
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is the choice you want missing?
go ahead and add it!
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