Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have you seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have you been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are you the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do you remember last time you rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have you seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have you been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are you the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do you remember last time you rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one day i was sleeping over at my friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if you include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he said " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello you have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need you to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: you and I both know you don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little more specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little more Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello you have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need you to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: you and I both know you don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little more specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little more Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We move once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get you some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get you some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever