Next Previous

Jane The Killer

added by anniejacksonn

photo

This creepypasta photo might contain anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon.

usernameinvalid and HarleySkywalker like this

1

Lucius Chapter 1, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlaze

Slender: Observer, you are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for you sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: you are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win

1

Lucius Chapter 1, Part 3.5

posted by FrostyBlaze

???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took you so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY YOU - wait, did you say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't you have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends

Hitori Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek With Yourself

posted by kittyluv57

[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this article is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This article is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly you are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say you are...

Lucius Chapter 2, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: hey guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, HEY HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well you were to busy chasing sonic you didn't listen to me when I said I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: you don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell you later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...

1

SEXY!!!

added by MonsterInZeDark

2

Jeff xD LOL!!!!

added by anniejacksonn

2

Creepypasta

added by KaterinaLover

1

Truth Behind Code Geass

posted by usernameinvalid

I've always loved anime, ever since I was little. One of my favorites in particular is Code Geass, I watched this anime nonstop, I would often get so lost in the story I would forget reality for a moment. That is, till I found out the dark truth behind Lelouch and the Rebellion.

The story revolves around Lelouch, and at the beginning he was a normal, happy little prince, till his mother was killed and his little sister, Nunnally, was left blind and paralyzed.

In reality, Nunnally was killed along with Marianne, and Charles sent Lelouch away to a mental institution in Japan. Even then, little...

4

The Rugrats Theory

posted by usernameinvalid

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time ago along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...

1

Slenderman the angry chef of house wife like thing

added by Lancelot8

Source: Tumblr.com (found)

Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the swing and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 minutes and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords gold swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius {singing}: caaaaannnn!

LJ: {singing}: anybodyyyy!

Lucius {singing}: find meeee!

Slender {singing}: somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like you can't do it)

cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: all this is just because you could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent hill for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: you know buddy, since your on death row I should tell you something... you better be grateful I'M killing you... you could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told you that, TO HEAVEN OR HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the question is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the milk and you a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!

Lucius: The Who

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: hey can you tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...

Lucius: you better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a heart attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...

Lucius: what the villains do during their free-time

posted by FrostyBlazer

Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: hey it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here