creepypasta Article: Lucius Chapter 6, Part 3

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posted by FrostyBlazer

ToTheArk: Caller got me...

Porter: we have to get you out of here!

ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...

Porter: wow... you are really optimistic about this...

ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...

Porter: oh

ToTheArk: you guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight

Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!

Clockwork: I barley know you...

Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!

Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*

Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...

ToTheArk: Oregon!

Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*

Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...

ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me

Caller: I am not a ripoff!

Boots: ... (yes you are)

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Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: all this is just because you could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent hill for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 6

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: ok, who are you?

Clockwork: my name is Clockwork

Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute

Clockwork: what? he said that about me?

Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hey Masky, you owe me 20 bucks

Maksy: FU-

Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do you work for? SCP? SOK?

Clockwork: Zalgo

Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!

*BANG*

Clockwork: wai- *flop*

Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?

Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!

Lucius: lets just say I have a car...

Me: fine...

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: you know buddy, since your on death row I should tell you something... you better be grateful I'M killing you... you could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told you that, TO HEAVEN OR HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the question is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: you know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: YOU WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I SAID I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: you better be!

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The call of the bird ~Fanmade creepypasta

posted by thatlimbokid

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Entry 1:
Ok, recently weird shit has been going on in my new house that I recently moved into. last night when I was in bed trying to sleep, at about 3:am I heard a bird chirp, then constant tapping on my window. I got up to see what it was- but I found nothing. But then I heard it again. I was getting crept out, so I went to go sleep on the couch for the night.
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Entry 2:I don't know what's going on. Every one of my friends act like I'm a utter stranger now. What could've happened...?!
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Entry 3
I...

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LaughingJackXReader (Smut/Lemon)

posted by LovableXNerd

You were lying in bed in you (color) pajama pants and (color) Tank top, when all of a sudden you herd something laughing. You shoot up to look around, You have always been scared of the dark, and you see a small silhouette for a shadow in the corner of the room. You lean over to you lamp shade at the side your bed on your night table and turn it on. You start to scream, but the things covers your mouth with his hand. You stare at it frightened. It…it was a clown!! With a strikingly huge black and white striped nose, pale skin, black hair, and almost white eyes. From what you could see he...

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Teddy creepypasta

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Source: creepypasta

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sonic.exe and tails doll

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The Truth Behind 'Phineas and Ferb'

posted by Jekyde

A couple years back, at the end of the day, I'd usually rush home from elementary school, sit myself down with a packet of fruit snacks and watch cartoons until my father came home and served me dinner. There were several I really enjoyed. Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents.....

....but my favorite was always Phineas and Ferb, the Disney animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If you even just...

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Lucius: BEN's fear

posted by FrostyBlaze

BEN: Im afraid of nothing

Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing you in your sleep?

BEN: no

RED: SOON

BEN: *meep*

*hides behind Lucius*

Lucius: wimp... *walks away*

BEN: wait don't leave me!

RED: NOW >:D

BEN: sh**

*ahhhhhh*

LJ: you hear that?

Lucius: nope *smokes*

LJ: I'm sure I-

Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette

BEN: Jesus H Christ since when have you been able to turn into a bird!

*crash*

BEN: oh my god my video games!

RED: what are you going to do about it?

BEN: RUN

RED: uh oh...

*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*

LJ: what is happening?

Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...

WAT U LAFIN AT

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Janet, Liu and BRVR collab

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Creepypasta

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Creepypasta

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Jeff The Killer

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Afterpeople

posted by Supercian

(Trigger Warning: Suicide, Cannibalism)

Episode 001: Pilot - Nia awakens to find herself trapped in a ruined city clogged with garbage. Who are the Afterpeople, and what do they want from her?

That was the write-up in the magazine. I’ve never been one to actually check upcoming television slots, not really one for television in general. In a Hospital room, however, you have a lot of time to scour all the details.

This particular listing was for a show called “Afterpeople”. The title sounded vaguely like some sort of X-Men rip-off, and had it not been for the hours of lying in bed and waiting...

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Pasta Profiles

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Lucius Chapter 5, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius {singing}: caaaaannnn!

LJ: {singing}: anybodyyyy!

Lucius {singing}: find meeee!

Slender {singing}: somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]

The Zalgo Chronicles: Jacky and Itzy

posted by FrostyBlazer

Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!

SL: i'm home!

Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?

SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!

Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?

SL: sir, take your pills

Zalgo: *takes pills*

SL: feel better?

Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?

SL: Jacky and Itzy

Zalgo: go get them...

SL: yes sir *teleports*

Zalgo: *sighs*

*ring ring*

Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?

Observer: we got BEN

RED: when do we get to kill him!

Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave

Zalgo: i'll be right there

Lucius Chapter 2, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks you are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*

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Creepypasta

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