You know you're a Craig Ferguson fan when...


☠ You know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ You joined Twitter so that you can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ You have flooded Craig's Twitter& Email with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ You spent ages coming up with questions to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ You have experienced fergasm before.

☠ You were on Cloud 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the show for the first time.

☠ You have kissed (or done something else to...)...