Though Numbuh 7 had called "Battle Stations", nobody had moved...well, all except Hoagie, who was holding Kiki back from pummeling Wally. "Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!!!" she growled. Wally was about 2 inches from her reach and took the oppurtunity to tease her a bit, despite everyone else's warnings. Hoagie's fingers were sweaty and started to slip....letting Kiki spank Wally at full force. >.< Everyone, except for Kuki, had covered their eyes. Kuki, on the other hand, was laughing. "HA!! He finally got what he deserved!" she roared. Kiki, Hoagie, and the newly "vampirafied" Wally looked at Kuki, and charged towards her. After a minute-and-a-half the only one who WASN'T a spank-happy vampire was.... Kacey. All 6 vampires laughed evilly. "Well, well, well...looks like we've saved the naughtiest for last!" Kiki hissed.
"Wait...I thought WALLY was the naughiest one out of the 7 of us." Kuki pondered.
"I mean...we've saved the naughtiest GIRL for last."
"I thought that was Kuki..." Wally spoke up.
"You DARE question my sentences?!" Kiki snarled.
"Woah, woah, woah, Kiki...calm down" Hoagie started.
"I know, I know...I thought it'd sound all dramatic-y if I said that!". Abby rolled her eyes.
While the group rambled, Kacey saw this as a perfect oppurtunity to attack. She managed to hit Kuki, Hoagie, and Megan. Then Abby. Wally and Kiki finally stopped talking and realized the others were tied up. Kacey smirked and laughed. "Care to do the honors?" Kiki asked.
Wally cleared his throat and deepened his voice to sound like the Count: "Cousin Kacey! You have been bad-"
"And shall feel the sting-y wrath of Wally and Kiki Spankulot, blah blah blah. Just get on with it." she droned on.
Both vampires growled and went for her...that's when Kacey pulled out her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and got both right on their backsides. Wally began whining, "I'm telling!!". His older cousin grabbed him by the collar, "Oh no you're not. I've had enough of this Halloween stuff for one year. Now listen..." Kiki walked up to Kacey, wincing every step of the way. "We're listening...."
"I think we've got enough time to get this trick-or-treating-"
That's when the sun came up. Everyone groaned (especially the vampire operatives. Sun and vampires obviously don't mix). Kuki and Kiki began crying. "HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!!" they howled. Wally rolled his eyes.
"All that work for nothing!" Kuki wailed.
"Well, guess we gotta go get this curse thingy reversed." Hoagie sighed, exausted.
"Not yet..." Kacey and Kiki said at the same time. The girls looked at each other and began talking. After a minute, they began asking the other operatives questions. The two had a pretty good idea on who scared the crap out of Wally and Megan. Kacey smiled evilly, putting on a vampire costume. "All right guys, let's take a trip...down the lane."
About 1/2 an hour and one curse-reversing later, all 7 operatives sat in front of a giant pile of candy. Wally reached into his bag and looked at Kuki, blushing. "K-kuki? I got you something from the carnival..." She let out a shrill shriek of joy and began pressing the monkey's belly. Wally buried his face into his hands, "Not again..." he thought. Abby looked over at Kiki, who was pouting and had barely touched her candy. "What's wrong?" she asked.
Kiki sighed, "I feel like I was the one who screwed up Halloween. I mean, Hoagie became a vampire because of ME, Kuki got scared out of her wits because of ME-"
"No, I didn't." she inturrupted
"Huh?"
"If you HAD showed up, I wouldn't have beaten my fear and rescued Abby." Kuki reassured
"If you HAD showed up, Numbuh 5 would've been bear food." said Abby
"If you HAD showed up, I'd be a pancake" Kacey added.
"If you HAD showed up, I'd still be at the carnival curled up in a ball," said Wally.
"If you HAD showed up, I'd probably still be in the basement of the old Johnson house." Megan contributed.
"If you HADN'T showed up, I'd have gotten a lot more pranking done!" Hoagie whined. Abby smacked him with her hat.
"And I think you know where this is going." Kacey finished. Kiki smiled, "Thanks." She turned to Wally, "I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you"
He shrugged, "Eh, It's cool. I kinda deserved it anyway." She turned to Hoagie and reached into her candy bag. "Hey, Hoagie? I got somethin' for ya..."
Hoagie shrieked like Kuki had done earlier. "Yipper Number 108!!!! HOW did you get this?!"
She smiled, "It's a secret."
Hoagie smiled too. Kiki gave him a big hug, "And I'm sorry I made you a vampire."
Wally started laughing. "Kiki likes Hoagie! Kiki likes Hoagie!," he teased ", Kiki and Hoagie, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-Q-4-17!" Kiki snarled, "I may not be a vampire anymore, but I can STILL spank you into next week!"
Everyone laughed (except Wally, obviously). And although it was kinda late, it was still a pretty AWESOME (and eventful) Halloween.
"Wait...I thought WALLY was the naughiest one out of the 7 of us." Kuki pondered.
"I mean...we've saved the naughtiest GIRL for last."
"I thought that was Kuki..." Wally spoke up.
"You DARE question my sentences?!" Kiki snarled.
"Woah, woah, woah, Kiki...calm down" Hoagie started.
"I know, I know...I thought it'd sound all dramatic-y if I said that!". Abby rolled her eyes.
While the group rambled, Kacey saw this as a perfect oppurtunity to attack. She managed to hit Kuki, Hoagie, and Megan. Then Abby. Wally and Kiki finally stopped talking and realized the others were tied up. Kacey smirked and laughed. "Care to do the honors?" Kiki asked.
Wally cleared his throat and deepened his voice to sound like the Count: "Cousin Kacey! You have been bad-"
"And shall feel the sting-y wrath of Wally and Kiki Spankulot, blah blah blah. Just get on with it." she droned on.
Both vampires growled and went for her...that's when Kacey pulled out her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and got both right on their backsides. Wally began whining, "I'm telling!!". His older cousin grabbed him by the collar, "Oh no you're not. I've had enough of this Halloween stuff for one year. Now listen..." Kiki walked up to Kacey, wincing every step of the way. "We're listening...."
"I think we've got enough time to get this trick-or-treating-"
That's when the sun came up. Everyone groaned (especially the vampire operatives. Sun and vampires obviously don't mix). Kuki and Kiki began crying. "HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!!" they howled. Wally rolled his eyes.
"All that work for nothing!" Kuki wailed.
"Well, guess we gotta go get this curse thingy reversed." Hoagie sighed, exausted.
"Not yet..." Kacey and Kiki said at the same time. The girls looked at each other and began talking. After a minute, they began asking the other operatives questions. The two had a pretty good idea on who scared the crap out of Wally and Megan. Kacey smiled evilly, putting on a vampire costume. "All right guys, let's take a trip...down the lane."
About 1/2 an hour and one curse-reversing later, all 7 operatives sat in front of a giant pile of candy. Wally reached into his bag and looked at Kuki, blushing. "K-kuki? I got you something from the carnival..." She let out a shrill shriek of joy and began pressing the monkey's belly. Wally buried his face into his hands, "Not again..." he thought. Abby looked over at Kiki, who was pouting and had barely touched her candy. "What's wrong?" she asked.
Kiki sighed, "I feel like I was the one who screwed up Halloween. I mean, Hoagie became a vampire because of ME, Kuki got scared out of her wits because of ME-"
"No, I didn't." she inturrupted
"Huh?"
"If you HAD showed up, I wouldn't have beaten my fear and rescued Abby." Kuki reassured
"If you HAD showed up, Numbuh 5 would've been bear food." said Abby
"If you HAD showed up, I'd be a pancake" Kacey added.
"If you HAD showed up, I'd still be at the carnival curled up in a ball," said Wally.
"If you HAD showed up, I'd probably still be in the basement of the old Johnson house." Megan contributed.
"If you HADN'T showed up, I'd have gotten a lot more pranking done!" Hoagie whined. Abby smacked him with her hat.
"And I think you know where this is going." Kacey finished. Kiki smiled, "Thanks." She turned to Wally, "I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you"
He shrugged, "Eh, It's cool. I kinda deserved it anyway." She turned to Hoagie and reached into her candy bag. "Hey, Hoagie? I got somethin' for ya..."
Hoagie shrieked like Kuki had done earlier. "Yipper Number 108!!!! HOW did you get this?!"
She smiled, "It's a secret."
Hoagie smiled too. Kiki gave him a big hug, "And I'm sorry I made you a vampire."
Wally started laughing. "Kiki likes Hoagie! Kiki likes Hoagie!," he teased ", Kiki and Hoagie, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-Q-4-17!" Kiki snarled, "I may not be a vampire anymore, but I can STILL spank you into next week!"
Everyone laughed (except Wally, obviously). And although it was kinda late, it was still a pretty AWESOME (and eventful) Halloween.
Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.
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This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.