Numbuh Five

"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...

"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...

"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....

"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...

"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...

They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...

Wally slouched in his desk. Boooooring. Math had to be the worst class in the 5th grade. Mrs. Wann was his math teacher. And his homeroom teacher. They had Math every day before lunch. That's why Wally looked forward to lunch every day. To get outta Math. Kuki sat next to him. She was having a hard time with the 5 problems they were assigned to do. Wally hadn't even done a single problem. He knew they were just gonna check over the answers anyway. Why bother? Hoagie and Abby had finished awhile ago. Wally decided to doodle. It came close to 11:15. Lunch time. Kacey was lucky. She had lunch...

Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her Library Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are you guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! You guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! You guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....

Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"



Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...

As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...

After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...

Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and by the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She said pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...