"I WILL KISS YOU TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP"
My dear children, he did shut up.
"ok, NOW we shall go in."
"NOT QUITE."

"Oh, god, NOW WHAT?"
"I have to pee, Kacey wants food, and Val is still stuck to Kiki."
"<sigh> Well, the bathroom's around the corner, the food place is around the other corner, and....it wouldn't be wise to wake up a sleeping kid. ESPECIALLY this kid."
"Fine. NOW let's go..."

After settling all disgreements, they entered "The House of Horror"
And there was the scarriest thing you've ever seen.

There were several different screams/shouts of terror, including:
"HEADLESS RAINBOW MONKEYS!!!!!"
"JUSTIN BIEBER FANGIRLS WITH TORCHES!!!!"
"PINK BUNNIES!!!"
Everyone ran out as fast as they could. At that moment, Val sleepily rubbed her eyes.
"What was that about pink bunnies? Huh? Wait, what'd I miss?"...

"Ok, 'fess up. Who screamed pink bunnies?"
Everyone looked at eachother uncomfortably.
"Alright, it was me...." said....

...Wally. Everyone burst into hysterics.
"Dude. First clowns, and now pink bunnies?!" Megan asked, between shrieks of laughter.
Wally began to get defensive.
"YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"...Ok, FIRST, I'm a girl. Second, Try me. I've heard some crazier stuff from my parents...."

"like when you're dad says he escaped a prihanna filled lake while water skiing by using his mad ninja skills and popping a wheelie with the boat?"
"Yeah....."
"And your mom and the Pilsberry Dough boy..."
"We don't talk about that."

"Aw, but why noooot?" Kiki asked.
Megan leaned in close to her face.
"WE. DON'T. TALK. ABOUT. THAT."
Kiki backed off.
Wally uncomfortably cleared his throat.
"Look, let's just leave it at that, ok?"
Megan, Abby, Maddy, Hoagie, Kacey, and Kiki smiled evilly.
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure....."

"I'm borrrrrrrrred." Numbuh 3 announced.
"LET"S DO THE MOST EPIC HING EVER." Wally cried.
"Like....?"

"....Pranki-"
"Already did that! And we all know how THAT turned out."
"Wanna go to an amusement park?"...

"YES!"
"YAY!"
"SURE!"
"READY!"
"LET'S GO!"

"YAY!!!!"
"Alright, now we've just got to decide where to go..."
Kacey immediatley broke in with:
"KNOTT'S BERRY FARM!"

"BOO YEAH!"
"LET'S GO!"

Everyone ran to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and immediatley took their seats.
"All right, everyone! Here we...."
Hoagie tried starting the vehicle, but it wouldn't.
"....don't go."
Everyone let out a huge groan and all of the younger operatives started whining.....

"Alright, let me take a look under the hood" Megan sighed.
She went out and came back in few minutes later, her hands streaked with grease.

(Long response....you have been warned!)

Kacey broke the silence.
"....So?"
"Looks like we're going to need some spark plugs and other vehicle-type things. I'll have to get them and fix the S.C.A.M.P.E.R."
"BUT THAT'S GONNA TAKE FOREVEEEEEEER!" Maddy whined.
Megan, Kacey, and the others sighed...then looked at Kiki.
"...What?"
Everyone looked at her, then motioned towards the younger operatives, and hen back at her.
"....Again with the babysitting? No. Not unless I get paid."
Kacey dug into Wally' pocket and gave her 10 bucks.
Kiki rallied up Maddy, Minerva and Val.
"Come on, you little munchkins!"
Maddy scowled and stomped her foot.
"I'm 10! I'm not a munchkin!"
"Kid, believe me. When you're my age, EVERYONE younger than you is a munchkin."
Maddy sighed, then smiled, turned to Val, and called her a munchkin. She valiently skipped off, while Val pouted.
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"NO, THAT'S MINE!"
"NO, THIS ONE'S MINE! THE PURPLE ONE IS YOURS!"
"Get your hands off of my side of the table!!"
Kiki sighed and handed Numbuh Change-For-A-20 the last of her 10 bucks. She came back to the table with a huge pile of sweets. All of the kids started reaching for them, but the older operative gave them a stern glare.
"Don't be so greedy!" she snapped.
Everyone drew their hands back.
"...Crud, I forgot the napkins. I'll be right back. DON'T touch any of the sweets, got it?"
All 3 smiled, nodded, and- unknown to Kiki- crossed their fingers under the table.
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Napkin retreval usually takes 30 seconds, but it ended up taking Kiki 3 minutes, since she and another KND operative started chatting. When she came back, Maddy, Minerva, Val, and a few other KND cadets were busy nibbling on the desserts. She growled and started stomping over. When she got to the table, she cleared her throat loudly. Everyone jumped.
"(S)HE TOLD ME I COULD!" All of the kids said in unison.
Kiki stood over them with the "I-do-not-approve-of-your-behavior&qu­ot; look that she had used on her friends several times.
Then she got an idea, and smiled somewhat evilly. If they wouldn't listen, she could always result to scaring them. But before she would lecture, she called Maddy over, whispered something in her ear, and turned back to the other kids.
"Do you know what happens to kids who eat too many sweets?", she asked.
Everyone shook their heads no...Minerva, however, responded with:
"My dad says that if you eat too many sugary sweets, your teeth fall out."
"...True, but so you want to know what I heard? Little kids who eat too many sweets end up having their bellies swell, until...."
Everyone leaned in in anticipation.
Kiki looked over at Maddy, who loudly proclaimed:
"POP!!!!"
All of the kids jumped back in fear. Val immediatley started bawling like a baby.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO 'POP'! I'D RATHER HAVE MY TEETH FALL OUUUUUT!"
Maddy giggled.
"Then, wipe the chocolate of your hands and face, and we'll go and burn some of that energy you're bound to be getting."
Everyone cheered.
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Meanwhile, back by the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.....

Megan was leaning inside the engine compartment.
"Wrench."
Kacey reached inside the tool box. "Wreeeench."
"Spark plug."
"Spppppaaaaark plug."
*click click* She tried to splice some cords, but the engine wouldn't turn over. Megan jiggled the distributer cap a bit and called out:
"ALRIGHT, START IT AGAIN!"

...The engine started turning over.
"WOOT! I rule so much! Now, all we have to do is find Kiki and the others....where is she?"....

"Probably somewhere with candy, Mountain Dew, and room to run around screaming.

(LMFAO I HAVE ABANDONED THIS STORY)
Kacey looked around. "Or....y'know.... Britain." She started snickering like Storm does to yaoi.
"....what." Megan and a bunch of the others asked.
"Nooooooothin'!" Kacey started skipping off singing the Germany song.
Megan sighed. "Let's find Kiki."

After searching all the usall places (Playground, Candy Store, Prison) they finaly found her in....

...the KND moonbase game room, playing Beatles Rockband.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Kacey said.
"...Yes. Here I am. What of it?"
"Well, Megan's got the S.CA.M.P.E.R. fixed. Let's go."
Kiki sighed.
"...Fine. BRING THE BOX, GUYS!!!"
Maddy, Minerva, and Val pushed a pretty heavy box in her direction.
"What's in there?" Kacey asked.
A lot of shouting, particularly in an English accent, came from it.
"Nothing...." Kiki said, going: >.> <.<
"Did you steal Britain again?"
".........MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY­BE.­...­...­...­..&­quo­t;

"Let Robbert Pattinson and that dude from HArry Potter go."
"NEVER!!!!!"

"...Ok, I'll let Pattinson go, but at least let me keep the other two! I'll hug 'em, and squeeze 'em, and walk 'em, and feed 'em scones, and...."

"NO! Wait, who else do you have in here.....?"

Kiki looked around suspiciously.
"AHA! So you DO have Iggy in there!" Kacey declared.
"...Well, him, the Harry Potter dude, Ricky Gervais..."
"...Put them back." Megan said sternly.
"Awwwwwww....but I was having so much fun with them!"
"NOW!"
"Fine....come on guys...."

All the Brits left and Kiki nervously twisted her braids. Megan crossed her arms.
"And the Queen of England."
"NOOOO!! It took me so long to catch her!"

"What is it with you and catching British people?"
"...Well, I'm half British, first of all. Second, they're fun to collect! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"
".....That's Pokemon, Kiki."
"Fiiiine....."

"But the queen is like the Charizard of Birtish!"
"Kiki."
"Fine. Do you want me to release Emma Watson, too?"
"All of them."
"Ok... so what should I collect now?"

Kiki thought for a minute.
"...Well, my Rainbow Monkey collection is a bit extensive. LET'S GO FIND SOME POKEMON!!"

"POEMON, GOTTA CATH 'EM ALLLLLL..... IT'S YOU AND ME, AND THIS IS MY DESTNINY!!!!! POKEMON!"
"KIKI, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"

...Kiki began humming instead. Then she stopped and smiled.
"What's with that look?"
"IT'S A POKEMOOOON. CAN'T YOU SEE IT?"
Megan squinted.
"...Kiks, that's a plate of nachos."
"....Really?"
"...Yeah. You need to get your glasses perscription updated...."

"What if it's a Pokemon with Nacho powers?"
"Kiki, if everything is a Pokemon, aren't we Pokemons?"
"NOMYGOSH! I GOTTA GO CATCH MYSELF!"

"I CHOOSE YOU!"

"I mean, I choose me!"

"I CHOOSE EVERYONE!"
Kacey cut in with: "NO! I don't want to be a Pokemon!"

"Bakugan?"
"NO."
"Digimon?"
"NO."
"Bay Blade?"
"NO."
"Yu-Gi-Oh?"
"NO NO NO!!!"

...Before the debate on what Kacey could be went further, Megan's KN-Communicator went off.
Like a boss, she whipped it out of her backpack and quickly scanned it....then she got a strange look on her face.
"Where're we going now?" Maddy asked, a bit tired.
She showed the others her communicator.
Kacey and Kiki squealed like a pack of 5-year-olds.
"Eurooooooooope!!!"....

"Aparently a snail was caught in a bad cafeteria exaplosion and is now destroying all the playgrounds in France" read of
Kacey
"What's it called?" Asked Kiki.
"Escargo-gantuan"
"Seriously? Oh Well, i guess we aré going to france.
''Yeah, France as in Paris, the city of Love!" Megan sighed.
Maddy rolled her eyes. '"She's wanted To go there since she was 5."

"Tu parle francais, n'est pas?" Kiki asked Megan....

"Juste assez pour commander de la nourriture et de se demander où la salle de bains est."
"Good enough!"

"To the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.!!"
"Allons-y! Allons-y!"

Within a half-hour, everyone had re-entered the Earth's atmosphere. However, as soon as they re-entered, something went wrong. The S.C.A.M.P.E.R. started shuddering violently, lights began flashing...in short, it started to malfunction.
"MAN!! I JUST GOT THIS!!" Megan whined.
Everyone quickly ran to the escape pods. However, there weren't enough to have each operative have their own, so they- as impossible as it sounds- had to share. Everyone made it out just in time.

...Megan and Maddy and Hoagie all climbed out of their pod. Megan's jaw dropped when she pieced together where she was.
"It's.....it's.....IT'S....KIKI! KACEY! I need a word to describe this!!"
She looked around. The only two faces she recognized were Maddy and Hoagie's.
"The pods must've went in seperate directions! Where is everyone else?"

"Well, accourding to my scientific knowlage..." Madison started.
"Or your GPS... " sighed Megan
"Shut- up. Well, we each landed on a different continent."
"Can't we Just calls sombody?." Asked Hoagie.
"Not a chance." Megan groaned. "our communicators fried in the accident and were smashed on impact."

(Google Translate FTW. And yes Megs...now you can speak a bunch of French. Like magic XDDD)

Maddy sighed.
"What're we gonna do?"
"I know what I'M going to do..." Hoagie said, grinning slyly. Megan shoved him in the other direction..causing him to crash into a trashcan. Maddy and a few kids (who had just shown up, surveying the damage) laughed. One of the kids asked:
"Qu'est-il arrivé ici?"
Maddy stared blankly. "Um...."
Megan stepped in. "Désolé pour elle ...euh ... Il y avait un accident, et .... euh ... ouais, c'est une longue histoire."
The kid gave her the "Ah" look.
"What in the name of Mike are you guys saying?! Speak English!" Maddy demanded.
Megan sighed.
"Désolé d'être franc ... mais parlez-vous anglais?"
The kid frowned...then pointed to one of the others in the group.
"Non ... mais il sait!"
The kid came over.
"What seems to be the problem?"

And so, Megan explained their situation as best as she could.
"Do you have some sort of communicator type thing...or transportation...or something?"
He gave her a look.
"I'm a KND operative! Of course I do!"
He dug into his pocket and tossed her the keys to his vehicle.
Megan breathed a huge sigh of relief.
"Thanks!!"
"...But shouldn't we defeat Escargo-gantuan first?" Hoagie asked.
"YOU can!" Maddy said, as she climbed in and locked the door.
Megan turned to her sister.
"So where're we going first?"
Maddy took out her GPS.
"Well, we're in a bit of luck. One of the others is located in Europe!"
Megan looked over and saw a dot flashing on...go figure...jolly ol' Britian.
"How much do you wanna bet that's Kiki?" she giggled...

Kiki and Kaceys pod had crash landed on top of the most famous clock ever known, Big Ben. Kiki currently had a death grip on her poor Rainbow Monkey, while Kacey peered out of the teetering machine.
"Dude, the royal gaurds down there look totally ticked!" She snickered.

"...Don't they always look ticked, though?" Kiki asked.
Down from below, there was a bunch of shouting, mainly from the guards.
"You there! Get down here at once, or we will MAKE you come down!"
"Make me, you wankers!!" Kacey taunted.
Suddenly, the teetering machine teetered a bit more on her side.
"....Um....what she meant to say was: HELP US THE 'F' DOWN!!!...Pleeeeeease!!?" Kiki whined.

((I love how Kaceys not concerned at all. XD))

"Ooooooh, fire trucks!" Kacey observed.
"we're gonna die!"
"But they might do the siren thingys!"
The firetruck sounded from down below.
"YES!"
"JUST GET US DOWN AND DON'T LET ME DIE YOUNG! I HAVE PLANS! AND CHILDREN! WELL NOT REALLY! THEY'RE ARE MORE WEASEL LIKE! SORTA!"

(IKR? Her and her hypothetical nuts of steel XDD)

Suddenly, something zoomed past the two.
"OH, GREAT! It's the air force!" Kiki whined.
Kacey squinted.
"Not quite. It's......"

((How I love hypothetical nuts.))

... a S.C.A.M.P.E.R."
"WE'RE SAAAAAVED"

"...Wait a sec...there's somethin' different about this S.C.A.M.P.E.R...."