"TO THE GIFT SHOP!"

Maddy was flipping through the shirts on the rack.
"Let's see....'Sweet Tooth'....'Armed and Dangerous'....'I Survived The Spank-Happy Vampire Vacation Incident and All I Got Was This Stupid T-shirt!'...OMG, Megan! Gimmie 10 bucks...I wanna buy a couple shirts...."

"ONLY ONE!"
"AW!!! I guess I'll just get the "I need Rainbow Monkey Rehab" one..."

"Yeah....come to think of it, get Kuki one, too."...

"I'll get the "Unicorn Tracker" one for Kiki"

(Yay! I've always wanted a "Unicorn Tracker" shirt XD)
"I'll get the....hmm....there're so many. MADDY! I need your help. Which should I get?"....

Either the "Have worshipped the KND since I was 5" or the "Yes, I am too good for you."

...Megan walked out of the store, proudly sporting her "Yes, I am to good for you" shirt. Now all she had to do was find some kids to test it on and see what their reactions were.

Meanwhile, on Kiki's side of the Moonbase....

"You know what," Kiki said. "For some reason I really want a "Unicorn Tracker" shirt right now..."

She took out her KN-communicator and texted "GIMMIE A UNICORN TRACKER SHIRT" to Megan. 30 seconds later, she recieved a reply saying "Already got one for ya :3". Kiki texted back "Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Thank you muchly! x3". Just then, she felt someone tugging on her jacket. It was Val.
"Can we go pull some pranks now? I'm incredibly bored."
"No. Not right now." the older operative replied.
Val began to whine, "AWWWW! BUT I WANNA PULL SOME PRANKS! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO PULL 'EM!!"
"So did Wally, Kacey, and Megan...well, kinda. The answer is still no!"
"...BUT I CAN TELL DADDY ABOUT THAT THING THAT YOU DID LAST WEEK WITH THE BOUNCE HOUSE AND THE TODDLERS AND THE REPLACEMENT OF HI-C WITH MOUNTAIN DEW AND-"
Kiki covered the blabbering girl's mouth, then kneeled down to her level.
"Alright. First, no one can prove that was me. Second, you know all I have to do whenever your dad appears is kick him in the nuts and run like hell. Third, who would you like to prank?"....

"Numbuh 362, HERSELF."

Val was smiling evilly.
Kiki stepped back in shock.
"WHAT?! No! I'm not risking my status, life, and more importantly, my BEHIND to pull off some prank."
The little girl started to throw a tantrum.
"BUT I WANNA PULL A PRANK! I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA I WANNAAAAA!"
"Nope!"
Val stood up, caught her breath, and let out a long, loud, and very shrill:
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­YYY­YYY­YYY­!!!­!!!­!!&­quo­t;
Kiki rolled her eyes as purple smoke formed behind Val. As she complained about how unfair Kiki was being, the teen pulled the adult aside.
"Look. SHE'S the one who wants to pull the prank. NOT me."
TC looked back at his daughter who had Kiki's trademark smile on her face. Then at Kiki, who had the "I do not approve of your bad behavior" look on her face.
"So, what do you have to say to that?" she said.
TC cleared his throat, went back to his daughter, picked her up, took her to a bench (surprisingly, there was no screaming, waling, or "OWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOW!!"s. They apperently were just talking.) 5 minutes later, TC came back.
"SO?"
He cleared his throat, and said: "I say....."

"she shall be allowed to prank"

Little Fangface cheered, whereas Kiki stomped her foot in anger and started throwing a mini-tantrum. Megan and Maddy were around the corner and heard a lot of shouting.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE! I get in trouble for doing something as simple as snapping my gum, but you're gonna let your own kid do something that could endanger my position in the KND?!"
"Yes. So vhat?"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Kiki flipped out and continued her tantrum.
Megan was trying hard not to laugh, whereas Maddy was a bit confused.
"Hey, wait...how come she's not getting in trouble for throwing a tantrum? Mom and Dad get on my case when I throw a tantrum..."
Megan thought hard.
"Well, being a teen is pretty much like being a toddler. Toddlers tend to throw tantrums when they're upset."
"Ah."
TC did a facepalm. He REALLY didn't want to deal with kids acting up today.
"Ok, sveetie. You can go pull your little prank. I have to take care of this tantrum-throwing teenager...."
Kiki abruptly stopped her tantrum, kicked Val's father in the shin, grabbed Val's hand (who starting cheering) and ran towards Numbuh 362's office.
"BYE DADDY!" Val yelled from down the hall.
"I wonder what that was all about...." Maddy asked, rubbing her temples.
"Let's go find out." Megan said......

"should we go warn someone?"
"Nah, I'd rather watch"

...Meanwhile, Kiki peeked her head around the corner to make sure the coast was clear.
"All right, kid. Go pull your little prank...."

A few minutes later, Val came back snickering. The suspense was killing her.
"WAHT DID YOU DO?!?!?" exsploded Kiki.
Val gave out a evil laugh.
"I.."
"Yes?"
"..stole.."
"YES?"
"..her.."
"WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
"..stapler!"
Kiki stared at her blankly. "Seriously?"
"What, it's good prank!"
"You have so much to learn.."

(@Megan: NOOOOES, NOT THE STAPLER! The inhumanity! XD)
"...But now, let's get back to finding Kacey. It's getting late and I'm tired."
Val began her complaining again. Kiki had just about HAD it and was about to go all "Stereotypical Strict English Parent" on her. Thankfully, Megan and Maddy were close by. Maddy went "Kacey-hunting" with Val and Megan stayed with the aggrivated teenager. Quickly changing the subject, Megan asked:
"So! What do you wanna do?"
"You mean BESIDES getting my hands on that annoyingly insolent whelp?!...<sigh>....Let's go get some ice cream...."

"But, what flavor?"

Kiki was taking deep breaths in an attempt to calm herself down. It was sort of working, but the ticked-off teen was still wringing her hands.
"....ANY flavor is fine with me, if it gets my mind off of that little-"
Megan inturrupted, "So, 'Rainbow Monkey Really Riduculious Rainbow-tastic Sherbert' is fine?"
Kiki sighed.
"That'd be nice."



Meanwhile, we join our "Kacey-Hunters" on an expodition across the Moonbase....

...Val continued what she was doing for the last 25 minutes. And what would that be you ask? Well....:
"Madison! Madison! Madison! Maddy! Maddy! Maddy! Maddy! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad!"
Maddy turned around and snapped.
"WHAT?!!!? What do you want?!!!"
Val backed off a little.
"Well, FINE, I won't tell you if you're gonna be all grumpy."
Maddy did a facepalm.
"I was just gonna tell you where Kacey is, but fine...."
Maddy stopped.
"You've known where Kacey is this WHOLE TIME?!"
Val smiled and nodded.
"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!!"
Val's smiled dropped, and she starting sniffling.
"W-w-w-well, I-I-I like spending time with youuuuu!"
"All right, fine. I'm sorry. Now where's Kacey?".....

"With Daddy."
"I. Will. Kill. You."
"Why?"
"SHE WAS WITH YOUR DAD THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?"
"Um, yes?"
"UGH!!!! Fine, let's go get her."

"But Daddy 'spect-tifully' said that I wasn't 'asposta' tell you guys where she was or else I'd get-"
"Are you a KND operative or not?!" Maddy exploded.
"OH HECK YES! I am! I am!"
"Then take me to where she is!!!"
"Alright! Jeez, no need to get impatient. Follow meeee!"....

"...You're kidding." Maddy said, a bit astonished, angry, and confused.
"Nuh-uh, I'm not! Daddy said he'd be holdin' Kacey here!"
Maddy looked up at the sign for the so-called holding place. It read.....

"The Creepy Kooky Spooky Kareoke Bar"
Underneath, in smaller letters, was: "MONSTERS ONLY!"

"Well, what am I gonna do now?" asked Maddy.

...Val smiled evilly and started creeping towards her.
Maddy pushed her away.
"NO! NO! I know what you're going to do! There's no way I'm gonna be a vampire!!" she protested.
Val stopped and tilted her head, confused.
"What? No, silly! I have a monster costume or two in my backpack....don't judge me! Now go ahead and take your pick on what you'd like to be!"....

Madison rifiled through Vals backpack.
"Let's see... crayons, cookie, penny, crumpled cootie catcher, Rainbow Monkey, sparky hair bows..... wait."
"What?"
"Why is there a Draculaura Monster High doll in here?"
"NO REASON!"
Val snatched the doll and put it in her pocket. Maddy shrugged.
"let's see, AH, found the costumes. So, Mummy or Ghost?

"...Hmmmm....I'll go as a mummy. A STYLISH mummy, mind you." She snatched a couple of sparkly hair bows and went to go put her costume on. 5 minutes later, Maddy sashayed back to outside the club.
"How do I look?", she asked.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaahvolous!" Val answered, imitating Kiki.
Maddy looked at Val.
"Aren't you goning to change?"
Val looked down at her clothes, then back at Madison.
"Dude. I've met some of the guys my Dad hangs out with, and they're dumber than Wally. I can totally get away with how I look. Now, let's go!"....

"Wait!," Madison interjected, "It's a karaoke BAR. Aren't we a little...oh, IDK, TOO YOUNG to get in?"
Val scoffed.
"Grab my cape."
"This isn't like that internet meme, is it? You're not gonna have a rainbow coming out of your-"
"GRAB MY F'ING CAPE."
Purple smoke formed around them, and within a minute, they were in the club.
Maddy's jaw dropped. Not at the fact that the place was teaming with monsters, but at the fact that, in one of the corner tables, there were 2 NORMAL looking people. One was dressed in a leather jacket with a spiky collar, purple-ish streaks in her spiked-up semi-short tan hair, torn up jeans, and cleats (to say the least, she looked kinda badass/punk-ish...and scary). The other was dressed in a beret, a white shirt sporting a heart with a Union Jack pattern, a blue semi-short skirt, knee-high white boots, wearing glasses, and braids.

(I'm pretty sure it doesn't take a rocket scientest to figure out who these two debateably "normal" people are....)

"Is that...?"
"Santa!!!" Val squealed looking around.
"NO! KIKI AND KACEY!"
"Where? All I see is a biker chic and a anime school girl."
"i hate you."
"What'you say?"
"Nothing."

"I AM NOT AN ANIME SCHOOLGIRL!!" Kiki shrieked at Val. Just about everyone turned their heads in their direction.
"Um....I mean....", She put on her best faux British accent, "I am NOT an anime schoolgirl, I am a British Pop star, you wa-"
Kacey covered Kiki's mouth, knowing exactly what she was going to say.
"So, what brings you here?" Kacey asked.
"We might ask you the same thing." Maddy asked.....

We've been loking for you everywhere!" Maddy whisper yelled. "Where have you been?!?!"
"Yeah, " Val asked. "and where's daddy?"

Kiki smiled evilly and giggled.
"Your daddy's in a super special place!" she said, between giggles.
Kacey sighed.
"....Long story. Anyways, it ends up with Megan, Kiki, and I getting a gig here and being paid 200 bucks each to do so."
"Where's Megan?" Madison asked.
Megan waved from on top of the stage.
"That's our cue!"
Kiki and Kacey ran up on stage, and took their places in stage. Megan counted off.
"1! 2! 3! 4!!!"
Then the 3 stopped.
Kiki then declared, unknowingly (and directly) into the microphone:
"OH MY GOD. We don't know any songs......"

Everyone in there looked around with a "WTF?" face.
"Alright, we're going to handle this like composed, well manered, and intellegent music writers." Megan sighed.
"Which is...?" Kacey asked.
"WE LYP SYNC." Kiki completed.
"Ok, now we just have to pick a song...." Megan decided.

Kiki made a completely cliched suggestion:
".....The Monster Mash?"
Megan laughed.
"AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- no."
"Well, fine. You make a suggestion!

"Thriller?"
"SERIOUSLY??"
"Ok then, what about Moves like Jagger?"
"YES."

"But I don't know that song!" Kiki whined.
"That's why we're LIPSYNCHING, numbnuts!" Kacey shot at her.
Kiki stuck out her tounge.
"All right, let's just TRY and do this, ok?" Megan said, intervening.
The music started playing. Megan and Kacey lip-synched as best as they could. Kiki, however, was having a harder time.


At the end of the song, the audience.....

...cheered wildly for Kacey and Megan, and started pelting food at Kiki, who was shouting swear words at them in at least 4 different languages.
15 minutes later, Kacey and Megan decided to round up the others and head back to the treehouse. However, Val wanted to keep looking for her dad, and wasn't going to take "later" for an answer. So, that meant Little Miss Sucks-At-Lip-Synching got stuck babysitting her.....again.

"Coooooooount!" Kiki called out, unenthusiastically. She REALLY didn't want to be stuck with L'il Fangface. She'd rather be at home (or the treehouse, whatever's closer), eating Crazy Core Skittles, drinking Code Red Mountain Dew, and watching wrestling.

Speaking of L'il Fangface, she was taking a more serious (and more juvinile) approach to finding her father:

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada! Da'! Da'! Da'! Da'! Da'! Da'!"......

"STOP!"
"PAPA"
"QUIT IT!"
"PATFAMELUS."
"NO NO NO!!!!"
"FATHER!"
"AGHHHH!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
"Male parent figure?"
At that moment, Kiki snapped.

...She grabbed Val by the scruff of her shirt, and started bouncing her up and down (b/c shaking is WAY too violent and WAY too wrong).
"WHY! WON'T! YOU! SHUT! UP!?"
Val responded:
"Because! I! cant think! of another! way! to find! Daaaaaady!"
Kiki stopped and gave her a look.
"You're half vampire! Don't you have some sort of 'tracking device' or whatever?"
Val shook her head.
"No...."
"GAAAAH!!" Kiki threw her hands in the air, and walked off.
"...Kiki?" Val asked, a bit upset.....

"WHAT?"
"I'M RUNNING AWAY."
"GO AHEAD!"
(oooh, drAAAAAma)
*Val runs away like a girl*
*Kiki turns to the camera*
"For your information, no one else in my friend circle runs like a girl"
(Austin Powers Reference FTW)

....Kiki ignored Val for about a minute. However, the crying got to her, both emotion-wise AND sanity-wise.
"<sigh> Val, wait...."

There ws crying, hugging, and for some reason, they sang the Teletubbies theme song
*BAM!*
ANd with that, the SCAMPER landed.

"HOLYSWEETMOTHEROFJELLO!" Kiki yelled.
When the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. door opened....

Sector V and Q stepped out

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iii­iii­iii­i!&­quo­t; Val chirped.
Megan was the first to poke her head out.
"COME ON! WE HAVE TO- um....why is Val clinging to you like a koala?"
Kiki tried shaking Val off of her leg, but she was stuck like glue.
"...Long story. Anyways, what's up?".......

"Nothing much." she answered. "But I feel your pain."
Megan stepped out, with Madison doing a identical Koala grip on her.
"Dude, what happened?"
"We started to go through a special haunted housse. We had to stop when SOME of us started to feak out."
"Minerva and Maddy?"
"No, Maddy and Hoagie."
"LET'S GO DO THIS!"
"Really?"
"I WANNA GO!!!!!'
"Fiiiiine....

"NOOOOO!" Val howled.
"Oh, come on! You never want to do what I want!" Kiki
"NO! NO! NO! NO!"
Kiki sighed.
"Look, what's it gonna take for me to get you to shut up?"
"....Sing me a lullaby?"
"<sigh> FINE. Which one?"
"Y'know....the one with the night music."
"The night musi- OOOOOOH. You mean 'The Music Of The Night'. Well, fine. First, GET THE 'F' OFF OF MY LEG! Second, close your eyes."
She picked up the little girl, began rocking her back and forth, and started singing softly.
Then turned to Megan, and whisper-yelled, "Drive, drive, DRIVE!!"....

Megan started humming.
"DARN IT, NOW ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD."
She calmed down.
"Ok, we're here."

...Megan whispered, "All right, now everyone be super quiet..."
Hoagie began screaming at the top of his lungs, "NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!"....