"HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"We are NOT gonna die! Moon Base must be having their own attack."
"Yeah, but our normal villains aren't SERIAL KILLERS!"
The argument went on for about 10 minutes.
"LISTEN UP!" Kacey yelled. "I learned about this guy. He's just a clown who killed himself 20 years ago. Legend says: He can take the form of a mortal to easily kill his victims. But why does he want to kill people? He wants to get revenge on the family who hired him in the first place."
"Well, then why is he after US?" Megan asked.
"Maybe one of us is related to the family somehow." Hoagie said.
"Or two of us." Kiki said. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"ME AND WALLY ARE NOT RELATED TO A RING MASTER!" She hollered. Kiki put her hands above her head as a way to protect herself.
"My uncle is a ring master." Kuki said. Every shot her looks.
"Name?" Wally asked still a bit scared.
"Sosuke Sato." Kuki said. Kacey pulled her laptop over and typed his name. Sure enough, Wikipedia brought up his page. I said all kinds of stuff from his traveling circus, Circus-san!
"Circus-san?" Kiki asked. Kuki nodded.
"Look! It says here that he hired a man who was previously a therapist. His name was Harry McDonald." Kacey said. "After 8 years of working as a clown, he was found up where the acrobats do what they do. But it was thought that he had hung himself. Sosuke suspected that he was depressed. But witnesses say that he hated his job and Sosuke wouldn't let him quit."
"Whoa." Megan said.
"Yeah." Kacey said. She continued. "About a month after they found him, they set up Harry's funeral. But Sosuke went to the funeral when he wasn't invited. Harry's sister chewed Sosuke out, but Sosuke said that Harry was his favorite worker. Sosuke was allowed to stay. Then, a week after the funeral, Sosuke's wife died."
"You never met your aunt?" Abby asked. Kuki shook her head sadly.
"WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT INTERUPPTING ME?!" Kacey yelled. Everyone was quiet. Kacey went on. "Sosuke didn't seem upset. When Harry's wife went to visit Sosuke at his house, Sosuke was found doing what he was never thought to do. Eat unhealthy. Soon, Sosuke weighed 300 pounds. But after Sosuke's painful death in 2003, a clown with ripped up clothes emerged from the shadows and killed 1,000 people."
"IT'S HARRY MCDONALD!" Wally yelled.
"Actually, witnesses say that he prefers to be called the Happy Man." Kacey said.
"Why?" Megan asked.
"To make him sound creepy, I guess." Kacey said. The clown banged on the window. Megan jumped, landing on Hoagie. He smirked. Megan slapped him. The sound of her hand making contact with his face in a fast way made everyone jump. Even the clown. When he started to get up, Kuki noticed that the tag on his shirt had the name: HARRY MCDONALD scratched out. Written above it (very crappily) was the name: THE HAPPY MAN. Kuki screamed. Kacey put Toby, Teddy, and Leo in the panic room, which would keep them safe. Then, Kacey pulled out her pocket knife.
"Alright, this clown had caused enough trouble!" She shouted. Kacey opened the window. She slashed the knife down his head. It passed through him. Kacey had a mere 5 seconds to wonder what happened before the Happy Man would grab her by her collar. The first to dive after her lags was Kiki, followed by Megan, Wally, Kuki, Abby, and Hoagie took the rear. They all pulled. Kacey yelped a bit, because the Happy Man was strong.
"WAIT!" Megan yelled. "We should formulate a plan!"
"I'll show you our plan!" Wally said. He shoved everyone out of the way and pulled Kacey's legs with all of his might. Then, the Happy Man's grip slipped and Kacey toppled onto Wally. She hugged him, but not the normal way. She was gently felling him like she was clapping against him. She was wondering if she was alive.
"OK, so pocket knives don't work." Kiki said. "How about a kitchen knife?" Kiki lifted a kitchen knife out of the knife holder. She chucked it out the window. It passed through the Happy Man.
"He's a ghost, stupid!" Megan yelled.
"DON'T CALL ME STUPID!" Kiki yelled back.
"SHUT UP!!!!" Kacey yelled. "You should both know that ghosts can only stop roaming around our world if they are trapped back in the Underworld!"
"Where's the Underworld?" Wally asked. Kacey smirked.
"Next to the Hollywood sign. Where else?" Kacey said. (Who gets it?)
"We'll have to lead him to the sign, then." Megan said.
"How?" Hoagie asked.
"It's only a seven-hour drive." Abby said. She tossed Hoagie the keys to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. Everyone smirked. The loaded the pets in the car. (I'll skip the part where they drop them off at Kacey's house)
Then, they headed for Los Angeles, California.