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Abby made her way down the path leading to the neighborhood in the woods (WHY there's a neighborhood in the woods, nobody knows). She reached into her bag, and pulled out yet another piece of candy. She was running pretty low. "Numbuh 5 better find this neighborhood soon, or else she's gonna have to start bummin' it of off everybody else." she told herself. Just then, there was some rustling in the bushes. Her heart started to beat faster. Abby shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself. It's probably just a stray cat...or a bush baby...or a wolf". Then what was in the bushes started to growl. "Bush babies don't growl....cats do, but not like THAT." Abby shined her flashlight into the bushes. There were two big eyes. Just then, a BEAR- not a big one...maybe like a 1 or 2-year-old one, so it's still a baby- jumped out, growling ferociously. She shrieked and began to run as fast as she could. She found a nearby tree and began to climb up...and only made it about halfway. Abby clung on to the tree for dear life. "Maybe i can try calling Numbuh 7." She took out her KN-communicator and tried to get through to Kacey. No answer. As the bear continued to circle the tree, all Abby could do was hold on and wait for it to go away.



Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Hoagie was busy T.P.ing and egging various houses. He had even gotten the houses of a few villians (specifically Mr. Wink and Fibb, the Toilenator, and the Crazy Ol' Cat Lady) without getting caught!...or so he thought. As he rounded the corner, he accidently turned into an alley. A dark and tall shadow formed behind him. He nervously turned around to find...Kiki. Giggling. "Ha ha! I got you good!" she said in her newly-acquirred Transylavanian accent.
"Oh hey, Numbuh 8!," he said, "I thought you were gonna be a werewolf."
Kiki stopped laughing, and nervously thought of an excuse. "Yeah, I was. But i... decided to change at the last minute."
"Oh. Well, I guess you got me!" he giggled nervously.
Kiki smiled evilly, and began taking off one of her light-pink gloves.
"Yeah, but seriously: GOTCHA!!!" and swooped in for the kill....actually more like "swooped in for the kid who'd been bad". After about 2 minutes of pure unadulterated horror (to a kid, getting spanked WOULD be) , Kiki emerged from the shadows. "Ready to go, partner?" Hoagie emerged last, wearing an outfit similar to hers.
"After you, partner.". The two spank-happy kids laughed evilly and took to the skies.
"uhhhh numbuh 2?" "yeah?" "you should start going up to your room and locking all doors" kuki was pretty sure wally was gonna eat him and cough up the goggles "um i agree" megan was now pushing him up the stairs but nobody even looked at wally they just assumed that he was pissed by this time hoagie was up in his room but megan was in the locked in that room with hoagie "soo what'cha wanna do?" hoagie raised one eye brow and did that little purr thing. megan ran to the bathroom, barfed and was holding her stomach running out of the room but... back to the story line wally was listening to his...
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Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...
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"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....
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Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That day he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top of her lungs.
"We're...
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"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...
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There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with Jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" Jay shouted. "My Mom said because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." Jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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(from left to right)  Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's Rainbow Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...
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Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...
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Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....
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