Codename: Kids Next Door Article: Operation R.E.T.U.R.N part 6

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posted by GingerxMandark

TRANSMOSSION FOUND.....

Jessee:Ummmm....(looks at Numbah2 and he sort of shrugs)

Numbah10:(whistles as if she knows something)

Numbah1:SUZY!!!

Numbah10:Okay I knew she was a vampire!

Numbah1:Anyone else a bazzar halloween creature who likes to keep bazzar secreats?!

(Numbah12 raises his hand)

Numbah2:Uggg....

Numbah12:Dad!Im just kidding....hehe

Numbah2:Well in that case remind me to teach you some real funny stuff...

(A gassy ghosty version of Cree slips through the wall)

GhostCree:(Whispery voice)JESSEE!WE HAD A DEAL.

Jessee:No!kill me if you want just don't hurt him!

Numbah5:Who?!

GhostCree:Oh is little Abbey Jealous of the hot vampire girl stealing your BOYFRIEND?!

Numbah5:Shut up!(runs towards GhostCree but runs through her and smashes against the wall)

(The Grudjer comes through the walls.)

Numbah10:Not this guy again....

Grudjer:Thats right numbah10 of the kids next door!!!I have escaped that acursed jar in arctic prison and am back for a second blow!!!

Numbah12:Okay im wondering if this guy is gonna be a regular villian or something...

Numbah11:Hello guys!!!!NUMBAH5 IS IN PAIN!!!

person speaking through a WalkyTalky:Are you sure it's not Wally?

Numbah3:Yeah were sure...

person speaking through a WalkyTalky:Awww man...it would have been funny....(walkytalky turns off)

Numbah4:She is such a-

Numbah11:Neverind that!!!Numbah5 are you okay?

Numbah5:Im okay...but who is this chick?!

Grudjer:IM A BOY!!!

Ghost Cree:SHE MEANT ME YOU STUPID!!!

Grudjer:Nevermind that...now...(presses a button)

(Jessee drops to the ground then pounces back up with fangs and starts chasing Numbah2 while tears are running down her face yet at the same time she's smiling evily)

Numbah2:AAAAA!!!!!she totally BIT off more than she could chew...ahahahaha!!!

Numbah5:Oh man...(slaps forehead)

Numbah11:HELP I-.....SHUT UP SPROUT!!!...YOU SHUT IT VAMPRUNE!!!

Numbah2:AHAHAHA!!!and.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Numbah12:I don't get it...

Numbah11:STOP MAKING JOKES!!!THAT WAS AN INSULT-...I SAID SHUT IT GG!!!

(White claws come out and Numbah11 scratches Numbah2 in the back)

Numbah2:OUCH!!!

Numbah11:Ewww. fangclaws!!!-...MAKE YOURSLEF DECENT MORON!!!(Kisses Numbah2 on the cheek then drops to the ground.A gassy ghosty version off Jessee comes out of her and leaves)

Numbah5:Okay who is this chick?!

????:Our daughter...
(Everyone turns to see an adult version of Cree)

TRANSMISSION LOST

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Operation: N.I.N.T.H Ch. 5

posted by kndkid96

"Oh! I want the pepperoni pizza and- no no wait!"
"I want the cheesburger! No..."
"The taco, maybe? I don't know, Kuki, what do you think?"
Everyone behind Val, Maddy, and Wally let out a huge groan and cursed under their breath.
Kiki sat at her usual table. Thankfully, no one caused a ton of trouble last period. Why? Except for Abby, no one understood what her French teacher was saying. Jennifer (y'know, the one mentioned in the first chapter?) sat in her usual seat.
"Looks like you've had a rough day." she observed.
Kiki slammed her juice onto the table.
"DON'T get me started." she snarled. Kacey...

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Operation: W.O.O.D.S. The Only Kinda Exiting End

posted by kndluva

"Well, at least I got one." Thought Count Spankulot as he tied Kacey to a chair.
Kacey mumbled somthing behind her gag.
"What?" Count Spankulot asked, confused.
Kacey mumbled it again, with some vicous kicking of her legs.
"Oh for petes sake....." he exclaimed as he tore off the gag.
Kacey drew up a deep breath that burned her oxygen deprived lungs burn.
"You...you...won't..get...away..with..this" Kacey gasped out.
She had put up a heck of a fight. She had gotton a few good hits in, and a VERY good kick to the croch that had made him double over. But with her luck, she had tripped, and he had teleported....

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E? Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

Before we can get to the story, I think you might need to know this:
If you didn't get the "Entrance to Hell is by the Hollywood sign' joke I shall explain. So, I recently read the book 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. And in the book, they have to go to the Underworld to talk to Hades. And of course, the entrance is next to the Hollywood sign.
I thought that was a little funny, so I included it in my story.
If you are not OK with the word 'hell', leave this story right now. Because I say it in here a bunch.
Just thought I'd get that out.
Now, to the story:
"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ!"
"SHUT...

Operation W.O.O.D.S. Lost, afraid, and a little bored.

posted by kndluva

It looks weird, so look at the comments

"O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a list she'd drawn up.
"We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket.
How low? Kacey asked.
Only nine left. Megan answered.
They divied out the weapons, one for each person.
As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange.
Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. Does anyone know where we are?
Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became more dark, desolate, and freaky....

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 7

posted by kndkid96

Kiki before the fight

Megan knocked on the door of the wait room. Kiki had locked them all out.
"Kiki...? Can you open the door? Please?".
"GO AWAY!!!!" she bawled.
Megan threw her hands up in the air. "I give up. Wally, you try getting through to her."
Wally took a deep breath. "HEY! CRYBABY! YOU GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE OR SO HELP ME, I'LL-"
Kiki cried even louder.
Kacey smacked her cousin upside his head.
"Nice work, Mr. Sympathetic." she said sarcastically.
Abby sighed. "What are we gonna do? She's gotta fight in 10 minutes."
"Guess we're gonna have to forefit." Hoagie said, still clutching his stomach and holding back...

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Operation: C.H.A.N.G.E. Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

Kuki stood at the front of the line. They were at Dairy Queen. Everyone in the line was either groaning, or cussing under their breath.
"OH! How about the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" Kuki said. She nodded at that and paid the cashier. Wally was already at their table, half asleep.
"Oh, hi Kuki." Wally said. He shoved some of his ice cream into his mouth. Then, Kacey pushed the door to Dairy Queen open. Seeing Kuki and Wally, she flipped out.
"KUKI!" Kacey screamed. Kuki was startled, and jumped back, landing on top of Wally.
"Calm down, at least she got him to talk." Abby said. Kacey pulled...

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Operation: C.R.U.S.H.E.D Chapter 4

posted by taismo723

“WALLY!”
Wally blinked. He looked around.
“Get up; Kuki’s been calling you for an hour.” It was Kacey.
“It was all a dream?!” Wally yelled.
“What was?” Kacey asked. She looked down at the Rainbow Monkey on the floor and snickered.
“Well, me and Kuki started dating and-“ Wally didn’t even finish his first sentence.
“You? And Kuki?” Kacey asked. She was laughing hysterically.
“Hey, you and David were pretending to date to get rid of Tommy!” Wally said.
“We already did that. Last year. Remember?” Kacey said. Wally was confused.
“Well, I DON’T CARE!”...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

Kacey impatiently paced the floor as she proccessed the message Numbuh 362 had just sent.
How the heck was she gonna explain this to her teammates and Sector Q?
"KACEY!!!!!!!!!!" Kuki shrieked as she ran into the room.
Kacey stuffed the mission specs behind her back.
"What's the problem now?" she asked.
"WALLY WON'T GIVE ME MY RAINBOW MONKEY BACK!!!"
"I need it for my science project!" he shouted from out of the room. "I wanna see what Rainbow Monkeys do in zero gravity!"
*facepalm*
"Wally, do your project with one of your action figures." Kacey sighed. "Now listen, Igotta tell you guys that-"
Just...

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Operation: C.R.U.S.H.E.D. Chapter 3

posted by taismo723

Kiki reached for Val and Kuki reached for Mushi. Val was struggling in Kiki’s arms.
“Lemme at her!” Val yelled. “LEMME AT HER!!!!!!” Mushi stuck out her tongue, teasingly.
“KUKI!” Mushi yelled. “You’re the worst big sister EVER!” Mushi was bawling again. “Just forget about our plan, Tommy! Lemme go, Kuki! I HATE YOU!” Mushi wriggled out of Kuki’s grasp. Everyone was watching with low jaws. Mushi threw her half of a BFF Necklace on the floor and ran out of the door.
“MUSHI!” Kuki called. “MUSHI! MUSHI, COME BACK!” Kuki chased after Mushi. But Mushi was no where...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 4 What's Wrong With Romance?

posted by taismo723

As the darkness fell among the small S.C.A.M.P.E.R. that was hovering over the dessert on the border of Texas, Hoagie announced that they were stopping for the night. He landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. safely near a tree. Maddy couldn't handle sleeping in the dessert. She went berserk.
"NO!" Maddy cried. "We have to keep going!"
"Go to bed." Megan called from underneath the chairs. (She did not want any part of Hoagie tonight)
"C'mon, Maddy!" Val called from where she and Minerva were. "You can sleep with us!" Maddy trotted over to Minerva and Val. They were up all night talking. (Well, at least...

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Operation: F.R.I.G.H.T. (Freaky Ritual Is Gonna Happen Tonight) Ch. 9

posted by kndkid96

Kacey stopped and read the sign at the beggining of the strange realm.
"Spooksylvania?"
Kiki laughed, "Kind of a cliche, isn't it?"
"Yeah. Now, keep your eyes out for any spooks in the bushes. With Little Miss 'I Vant To Suck Your Blood' not vanting to cooperate, looks like you'll have to keep us safe."
She whined, "Why can't Wally keep everyone safe?! I'm tired!"
Kacey glared at her.
"Exactly. A tired you equals certain doom for anyone who crosses your path."
The very tired Kiki rolled her eyes.
"Fine."
Kuki was happily leading the group to where her and the others got transformed. The only one who...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 3 Sweet, Sweet Revenge

posted by taismo723

Wally walked down the hall. Jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" Jay said. Jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with Jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't you test ME!" Wally shouted. He got Jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the kitchen but ended up in the middle of Jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...

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Operation: G.R.A.D.E. Chapter 6 The End

posted by taismo723

Hoagie jumped. He had just finished the serum. And so, he jumped. When he landed on the couch he injected it into 'Bogdan'. And he returned into The Count.
Right around then, Abby, Maddy, and Megan returned. They didn't have any kids with them. And neither did Kiki, David, Christian, and Val. Val had 15 balloons and 6 Rainbow Monkeys in hand. Christian was about to burst. But, Kacey, Kuki, Minerva, and Wally returned with 20 kids.
"We got 20!" Wally shouted.
"You didn't need to." Hoagie said. "I finished the serum." Kacey growled.
"Don't vorry. You brought all of these kids for ME!" The Count...

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Operation: G.R.A.D.E. Chapter 5 To Fix What We've Done

posted by taismo723

Everyone gasped. Except for Val. She ran towards the not-so-Count and hugged him tight.
"Hi, Daddy!" She yelled.
"Hello, sweetheart!" The Count said. Kiki watched carefully. Val's single fang disappeared.
"Um, hi." Wally said. Everyone was shivering in fear. Wally was the only one who had the nerve to talk.
"W- w- what's going on?" Maddy asked. She was now scared because everyone else was.
"The Count isn't The Count anymore." Megan told her sister.
"I'm not The Count!" The-Not-Count said. "I'm Bogdan!"
"Bogdan?" Kacey whispered.
"Yes! Bogdan!" Bogdan said.
"You idiots!" Hoagie yelled. "That...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. Chapter 6 A Twist

posted by taismo723

The BB Gun's bullet made an awful noise. Especially when it entered Wally's head. Everyone gasped. Even Falken. Wally had a few seconds to reach up to his head before falling over. Falken couldn't believe he just shot someone. Falken tried to run. Christian and David grabbed him by the arms. Kacey had went into shock. She fell over too. Kuki was only a few feet away. She began to cry when she saw what her date had done. She ran to Wally's aid.
"You idiot!" Kuki yelled. "You didn't have to hurt him! What did he ever do to you?"
"He kicked me in the groin!" Falken shouted.
"Well, it's not gonna...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. (V.icious I.nconspicuous P.unk E.nters R.eality) Chapter 2 Halo

posted by taismo723

Once again Wally was stuck in class. While the kids were at recess, Mrs. Wann graded the papers. Wally got a -7.
"How would I get a -7?" Wally had asked.
"Because you doodled instead of doing the work." Mrs. Wann had told him.
So, here he was sitting in his desk. Instead of doing the group activity in Writing, he was counting dots on the ceiling. Every 26 dots he would re- count a dot and then think: "Oh! Didn't I count that one already?" and would lose count, and had to start over again.
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The last bell of the day rang.
Kacey...

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Operation E.V.I.L. chapter 5

posted by kndluva

With the assistance of several pushes and shoves, numbuh 2 got into place. he started to shout obscenities at Mushi and Sandy. With murder in there eyes, they rushed forward. Too bad they didn't see the trick wire stretched across there path.

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They had both of them in hand cuffs before you could say ''Jack-Robinson''. And if you just said that, you've got ''problems''.
''I'm proud of you Kiki.'' Kacey congratulated. ''You didn't seem to mess up at all on this mission!''
''YAY!!!!'' Kiki shrieked. She started to happy dance, but got caught up in King Sandy's cape and tore it. He growled at her.
''EEK!'' She shrieked again, but in a different tone.
That was that, another mission finished by sectors V and Q. Little did they know......eh, never mind, I will let you figure it out.

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 1 The Power Within

posted by taismo723

Kiki opened her eyes. There was a terrible pain in her chest and back. She tried to get up. A shriek of pain came from her. She called for help multiple times. No answer. Kiki could turn her head slightly to the side. No buildings for miles. She barely could lift up her head. All of her friends were all around the same area. But they were all covered in blood. Kiki looked at herself. Blood.
"HELP! HELP, SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Kiki yelled. The pain was unbearable. "HELP!"
"SHUT UP!"
Kiki looked around. All she could see were her friends around her. There was no place to hide either. Kiki let out...

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Cruise Blues Chapter 4 Closets Suck

posted by taismo723

Kiki had her ear up to the door. Wally was losing it.
"GET ME OFF THIS BOAT!!" He yelled. Megan slapped some sense into him.
"Get a hold of yourself, man!" Megan said. "You're perfectly fine!" Numbuh 4 screamed. Numbuh 2 saw this as an opportunity.
"So, when we get outta this closet, wanna grab a bite to eat?" Hoagie asked. He rose his eyebrow. Megan scooted over. As did Hoagie. "C'mon, Babe! All Numbuh 2 wants is some love....." Hoagie said all 'smooth'. Megan slapped him.
"FREAK!" she yelled running toward Kacey. Megan sighed. "Who'd you e-mail?" she asked Kacey. Kacey sighed.
"No. Signal."...

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Operation E.V.I.L. chapter 2

posted by kndluva

''Numbuh Fives gonna go check it out!'' Abby announced.
Her proclamation went completely unheard over the sounds of the children's eating, and Numbuh 1000s failed attempts to calm them.
Wit a sigh, she hoisted herself of her chair and borrowed numbuh 3s T.H.U.M.P.E.R. .

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''Strange.'' numbuh 5 whispered. Below the broken window lay, obviously, shards of glass and pieces of wood, but weirdly, a stray piece of purple/pink cloth lay among the rubble. That cloth looked familiar. A creak sounded behind her. ''Uh-oh''...