Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)
?????:Hello?
Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....
Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!
Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.
Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-
Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...
Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?
Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?
Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-
Numbah5:Yeah...
Cree:Oh he's easy...
Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE SPEAK!
Cree:Calm down Abbey...well you juts have to show him that you would make a better girlfriend than Jesse..
Numbah5:THERE NOT DATING!
Cree:Syndroms of pre-dating are:giggling,holding hands,and an immediate like of eachother...any om them?
Numbah5:O-O..all...
Cree:ooo thats bad...fine we'll meet home tonight...in the mean time try to keep them from doing anything romantic even if it means being the third wheel....
Numbah5:GOT IT!(hangs up)
(ease drops against the door)
Numbah2:So when he handed me the ice cream I said wow this is soooo COOL!
(they both laugh)
Numbah11:Wow I can't believe I lost you all this time!
Numbah5:Lost?
(they turn)
Numbah2:Oh hey numbah5!
Numbah11:Hello!
Numbah5:hi...um...so what do you mean lost?
Numbah11:Well...turns out we were on the k-5 force together...we hadn't seen eachother since though....
Numbah2:Yep!Just Me,you,and Joe Balooka
Numbah5:Oh...that detective thing?
Numbah2:Yeah!
Numbah5:Thats cool.
Numbah2:What about in operation F.U.T.U.R.E.S?you said it was lame and stuff!
Numbah5:hehe ooopsys?...you to wouldn't happen to be cousins would you?
Numbah11:no why?
Numbah5:No reason...so whatcha doin?
Numbah2:Oh for some reason some parts fell over....so were pretty much just picking the broken parts up...man this will take forever!
Numbah11:Oh don't worry it won't take that long...
Numbah2:Hey Jesse do you wanna come over my house after school tomorrow my mom hasn't seen you in a while she'd probably think it would be cool....
Numbah11:Sure Hoagie.How is she anyways?
Numbah2:Good.
Numbah11:And baby Tommy?
Numbah2:Still a baby...
(abbey leaves)
Numbah5:(mocking)still a baby!....(stops)uggg!
Cree:Wow that is bad...
Numbah5:(nods a yes sadly)
Cree:This calls for...a MAKEOVER!!!
Numbah3:did someone say make over?!YAY!!!
2 B CONTINUED
?????:Hello?
Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....
Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!
Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.
Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-
Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...
Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?
Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?
Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-
Numbah5:Yeah...
Cree:Oh he's easy...
Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE SPEAK!
Cree:Calm down Abbey...well you juts have to show him that you would make a better girlfriend than Jesse..
Numbah5:THERE NOT DATING!
Cree:Syndroms of pre-dating are:giggling,holding hands,and an immediate like of eachother...any om them?
Numbah5:O-O..all...
Cree:ooo thats bad...fine we'll meet home tonight...in the mean time try to keep them from doing anything romantic even if it means being the third wheel....
Numbah5:GOT IT!(hangs up)
(ease drops against the door)
Numbah2:So when he handed me the ice cream I said wow this is soooo COOL!
(they both laugh)
Numbah11:Wow I can't believe I lost you all this time!
Numbah5:Lost?
(they turn)
Numbah2:Oh hey numbah5!
Numbah11:Hello!
Numbah5:hi...um...so what do you mean lost?
Numbah11:Well...turns out we were on the k-5 force together...we hadn't seen eachother since though....
Numbah2:Yep!Just Me,you,and Joe Balooka
Numbah5:Oh...that detective thing?
Numbah2:Yeah!
Numbah5:Thats cool.
Numbah2:What about in operation F.U.T.U.R.E.S?you said it was lame and stuff!
Numbah5:hehe ooopsys?...you to wouldn't happen to be cousins would you?
Numbah11:no why?
Numbah5:No reason...so whatcha doin?
Numbah2:Oh for some reason some parts fell over....so were pretty much just picking the broken parts up...man this will take forever!
Numbah11:Oh don't worry it won't take that long...
Numbah2:Hey Jesse do you wanna come over my house after school tomorrow my mom hasn't seen you in a while she'd probably think it would be cool....
Numbah11:Sure Hoagie.How is she anyways?
Numbah2:Good.
Numbah11:And baby Tommy?
Numbah2:Still a baby...
(abbey leaves)
Numbah5:(mocking)still a baby!....(stops)uggg!
Cree:Wow that is bad...
Numbah5:(nods a yes sadly)
Cree:This calls for...a MAKEOVER!!!
Numbah3:did someone say make over?!YAY!!!
2 B CONTINUED
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