By Annie Barrett

Last night's episode, "An Ideal Husband," was all about 'the big C.' No, not cancer, silly! God, what planet/season are you coming from? No: commitment! Last week, viewers heard the bad news that Scotty had cheated on Kevin nearly a year ago. But Nora didn't know yet, and used Kevin and Scotty as an example of a great marriage on her "Dear Mom" radio show. The segment was such a hit that women from all over town hustled over to her charity function at Café 429 that night to meet them.

The day was a flurry of decorations and last-minute menu changes amidst an overwhelming sense...