Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'
Chuck: if I knew his name, I'd kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? What, you gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
Chuck: Who said anything about Serena?
Chuck: So, where is your head?
Nate: Spinning. I mean, my mom wants me to get back together with Blair so that Eleanor doesn't pull out of the business deal. It's because of my dad's whole trial thing, you know?
Nate: I know you're there, I can hear you breathing on the other side of the door.
Chuck: Nathaniel!
Nate: Where's the girl?
Chuck: In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut eye. What's on your mind?
Nate: Just my mom.
Chuck: Sounds Freudian.
Nate: Man, I have to find out if she's seen someone, it's killing me.
Nate: I just don't get it. I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure my bow tie matched her dress.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."
Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!?
Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!
Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.
Chuck: I couldn't agree more.
Nate: That's the problem.
Nate: No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?
Chuck: At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?
Nate: No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning PART of a burlesque club.
Chuck: Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.
Nate: You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.
Chuck: I think you're jealous of my new best friend!
Nate: Good luck sitting on your ass.
Nate: I thought we were gonna do something. What happened to your master plan of finding the Skull & Bones?
Chuck: You don't find them. They find you.
Chuck: Archibald. Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Nate: Maybe we should have just left him at The Palace.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
Nate: Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?
Nate: So, the Ultimate Gentlemen's Club was here? Because this place reminds me my aunt's house.
Chuck: This was the place. I know it.
Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?
Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.
