Chocolate

"Lindy, I'm a chocoholic.I'm addicted. I can't help it!" Rachel confessed.
"What? Oh, Rach. How did you become a chocoholic?"
"Well, here's how it happened:
5 years ago, my dad started abusing me. My mum tried to stop him, but she couldn't do anything. Yet she kept trying. It led to fighting, which led to the divorce. Dad moved away, and started dating again 8 weeks later. When mum found out, she was devastated. But a week later, she realized she was in love with one of the guys at her work. They started dating, and he's a great guy, he really is. But no one can ever replace dad. Anyway, after...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

THIS IS PRETTY NEAT AND NOT A WASTE OF TIME!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..
If you haven't,...