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Cemeteries & Graveyards If you plan to be buried, do you want a funny headstone or a serious one?

60 fans picked:
Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks
   20%
Funny - to reflect my personality
   18%
Serious. Death is not funny.
   17%
I have no intention to be buried.
   15%
Headstone my arse - I want a huge mausoleum!
   12%
I have no intention to ever die.
   10%
Poetry :)
   8%
(added by ShadowRocksxxx)
 DrDevience posted over a year ago
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DrDevience picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
Seriously, I have stated numerous times that I want all of my remains donated to a medical school... but I know my husband, and he'll not listen. He'll bury my sorry ass so he has something to visit.

He better make it funny or I'll haunt him forever.
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Lars picked I have no intention to be buried.:
So it is ok if I shall bury you then?
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DrDevience picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
NO. You know my wishes...

(But then, I'm not following your wishes either. I'm having you stuffed so I can stand you in the corner)
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dazl picked I have no intention to be buried.:
I want get an talking cookie jar as an urn though. You know, someone open it for a peek, and it goes 'Wah!'

Dr D, I recommend stuffing Lars in a sitting down position. That way, you can use him in a carpool lane.
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DrDevience picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
Oh! What an excellent idea! Sitting would be oh so much more convenient for quite a number of things, actually...
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hooch-is-crazy picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
well, also spooky, i told some of my family members i want a hand to rise out when someone gets near it.
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amazondebs picked Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks:
*shakes chains*
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ineedcoffee picked I have no intention to be buried.:
I still want a headstone or something that can have an epitaph.
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chel1395 picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
I want to be cremated, but I would still like a headstone. I want it to read: She died saving a school bus full of little children. :D
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shieldmaiden picked Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks:
that'd be pretty awesome!
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iheartadam2 picked Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks:
MWAHAHHAHA
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Saul_Mikoliunas picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
I want mine to read "I'm watching you" I would also like a little letter box in the top of my coffin that people post money in, so that where ever I end up, I'm rich =D
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DrDevience picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
Ha! Brilliant idea Saul!
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cowgirlfromhell picked Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks:
I read that an atheist's headstone that read-'All dressed up and nowhere to go'.
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DrDevience picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
HA! Now that's funny...
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claire-aka-bob picked Headstone my arse - I want a huge mausoleum!:
cos i'm cool x
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ladolcevita picked I have no intention to ever die.:
Either that, or a mausoleum

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House34 picked I have no intention to be buried.:
incineration, here I come
..that sounds so stupid...
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emo_grl_4eva picked I have no intention to ever die.:
If death comes anywhere near me Im gonna rip his nipples off!
besides he owes me 200 euros so i dont think he'll be knocking on my door soon. lol
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TDIlover226 picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
fuck you i asked to be creamated dipshit. now i'm being skull fucked by maggots! haha
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ShadowRocksxxx picked Poetry :):
i want poetry on my gravestone! i have decided what poetry yet, but i still have at least 50 years, if im lucky.
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fishypup picked Funny - to reflect my personality:
And/or spooky...not that I have any intention of ever dying but if so I do intend to haunt the place like no other. *LOLS*
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MarMar_XigLux picked Spooky - and I plan to haunt the joint just for kicks:
Hell yeah. Either this, he Poetry one or the huge Mausoleum one.
posted over a year ago.