Alpha: So how is everyone? This is Shelby Sanders' amazing articles that she's written
Me: Alpha, don't be jealous, but this has Rex in it.
Thorn and Razor (Together): He don't care.
Dogma: Let's hurry up and get this over with.
Me: DON'T REPORT ME!!!!!!
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Cody: Hey, Rex got a chick.
Rex: Shut the fuck up, asshole. Really, she's Ahsoka's padawan. Everyone, this is Shelby.
Fives: Damn, she hot!
Rex: Fives, don't make me get the knife.
(Fives covers up his crouch. Everyone laughs.)
Rex: I need to go. (Leads padawan away.)
(Rex opens the door of his dorm.)
Rex: Lay down.
(Padawan obeys.)
Rex: Okay, this may scare you, but it's happened before with Ahsoka. Tradition.
(Rex takes off armor, revealing his bare chest and his "Gears of War" boxers. He lays down beside Shelby. She quickens her breath. She pushes on him. Rex kisses her. Shelby growls. Ahsoka walks in.)
Ahsoka: What the hell? Rex, no trading Man Juice with the girl, dirty uh, 26 year old!
Rex: It was our honey moon. We were drunk as hell.
Ahsoka: So?
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Me: Hope you liked it!
Me: Alpha, don't be jealous, but this has Rex in it.
Thorn and Razor (Together): He don't care.
Dogma: Let's hurry up and get this over with.
Me: DON'T REPORT ME!!!!!!
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Cody: Hey, Rex got a chick.
Rex: Shut the fuck up, asshole. Really, she's Ahsoka's padawan. Everyone, this is Shelby.
Fives: Damn, she hot!
Rex: Fives, don't make me get the knife.
(Fives covers up his crouch. Everyone laughs.)
Rex: I need to go. (Leads padawan away.)
(Rex opens the door of his dorm.)
Rex: Lay down.
(Padawan obeys.)
Rex: Okay, this may scare you, but it's happened before with Ahsoka. Tradition.
(Rex takes off armor, revealing his bare chest and his "Gears of War" boxers. He lays down beside Shelby. She quickens her breath. She pushes on him. Rex kisses her. Shelby growls. Ahsoka walks in.)
Ahsoka: What the hell? Rex, no trading Man Juice with the girl, dirty uh, 26 year old!
Rex: It was our honey moon. We were drunk as hell.
Ahsoka: So?
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Me: Hope you liked it!