| the reason you can&# 39; t have sex with a rat. Is not... |
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the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is not even a rat would want you
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| God, just subscribe already! It&# 39; s not that hard!... |
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God, just subscribe already! It's not that hard! 😡
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| Sense Stuart won the boat race, everyone just... |
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Sense Stuart won the boat race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!
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| Let me give you a little... GAY ASS KISS, over... |
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Let me give you a little... GAY ASS KISS, over here
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| Is he cheating on you?! In a show called... |
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Is he cheating on you?! In a show called Cheaters?!
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| You don&# 39; t deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE... |
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You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
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| Your dicks small. I can&# 39; t deal with it, so now I&# 39; m... |
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Your dicks small. I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
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| Boy, this would been real difficult if I just... |
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Boy, this would been real difficult if I just drank from the, FUCKING BOTTLE!!
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It's PetaJones!
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| Preciously what Greg?! There were no collulati- ons!... |
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Preciously what Greg?! There were no collulations! ENLIGHTEN ME GREG!!
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| We&# 39; re lesbians now! LOOK AT MY HAIR!! I&# 39; M A... |
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We're lesbians now! LOOK AT MY HAIR!! I'M A LESBIAN NOW!!!
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| Hey honey? Is that the sound of children screaming... |
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Hey honey? Is that the sound of children screaming and a house chasing them?
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| You son of a bitch did you just use me for a promo... |
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You son of a bitch did you just use me for a promo add?! NOOOO-
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| Are you ready for this?! 😆 (demonic voice) ARE... |
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Are you ready for this?! 😆 (demonic voice) ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!?!
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| So yeah after he waterboarded me I decide maybe it... |
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So yeah after he waterboarded me I decide maybe it "was" time to cut my hai.
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| I just want to be healthy 😆 (shows knife) |
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I just want to be healthy 😆 (shows knife)
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| You can trust me.. Afterall I &# 39; am&# 39; a doctor.. (not... |
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You can trust me.. Afterall I 'am' a doctor.. (not a real doctor)
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| Yeah like if I punch you that&# 39; s a 50% your hate... |
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Yeah like if I punch you that's a 50% your hate me.. If I bang you mom, a 90%
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| That how it works?! If you find out your from... |
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That how it works?! If you find out your from Ireland, you just become Irish?!
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| I hate horror movies they scare me, I think the... |
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I hate horror movies they scare me, I think the term is.. "I'm a pussy"
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